h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*blocks the attack with a full-scale model of the Death Star

*Uses an X-wing to destroy Ralph's death star*

I think, I should get second in command as I brought you back due to Spook farking up the army! But that is just my opinion xD

I agree with whatever Nova just said.

*builds an even bigger death star

*spreads rumours that Ralph is compensating for something*

*removes Rimmer's tongue with a

Hmm so many people with a claim to the second in command leadership...

Well more to join in the fight

Oh it's on now!

*grabs bazooka armed with weapons-grade flaming moes and targets Ralph and Nova*
That second in command spot is MINE!

Lol, you can have it, you've got seniority

I'm only fighting because silly fights don't happen as much as they used to.

Well, if I was second in command, that would all change! MORE SILLY FIGHTS FOR ALL!


*loads up on nuclear crossbows and anti-personnel cream pies*

*continues scribbling in notebook*

Hmm... sporks... Nova joins in.. No! That happened after

*Furiously scribbles something out*

Battlestar Galactica, someone not knowing the difference between Battlestar Galactica and Star Wars.... Nova joins in.. Yes! that's where it goes... and erm... silly fights for all... good campaign slogan.. hmm..

*fires anti-personnel lasers at Aries

Misinformation is forbidden, Aries-unit!

The difference between Battlestar Galactica and Star Wars is that Star Wars rocks.

*is outraged*
LAUNCH VIPERS!
*vipers launch and attack Ralph*

*destroys the vipers with a applepie-bazooka

*launches cobras, raptors, python, anacondas and bazooka-proof rattlers*

I think we'll soon have to focus our attentions again on the Evil Army... but this is fun for now! Erm... I think I'm nearly at my decision, but one more day should do it!

Nonsense Terran. With their leader, EvilClaw missing from h2g2 the Evil Army is no threat to the terranic army and can be safely ignored while they secretly undermine your every effort. Secretly.

Nutters attacking me with lasers... Evil Army stuff... If only they knew! Anyway.

In answer to your previous question Nova, my notebook will become the sole surviving account of what happened here. We owe it to... erm.. future generations to tell them the truth.

*starts prying up the furniture with a crowbar*