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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 24, 2003
*nods to same person(no one in particular)*
I agree.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 25, 2003
*Worries that all that nodding will do the humanoids permanent brain damage*
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spook Posted Feb 1, 2003
why is everybody nodding when you can shake?
*shakes head.*
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Existential Elevator Posted Feb 2, 2003
I know what!
Let's do the Twist!
*surreal moment*
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Terran Posted Feb 3, 2003
*Twists*
*In the mean time an asteroid the size of wales is heading towards the Red Dwarf*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 3, 2003
Shake shake shake it...
Yeah, rock and...
whats that then?
*points to window*
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Existential Elevator Posted Feb 3, 2003
Umm....A window<?>
*does the twist, which is ver hard for an elevator, even an existential one*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 3, 2003
No, I mean that rock-shaped asteroid-shaped thingy outside the window...
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Existential Elevator Posted Feb 3, 2003
*looks*
I think that rock-shaped asteroid-shaped thingy could well be a rock-shaped asteroid-shaped thingy...
Umm....
HELP!! SOMEONE HELP!!! THERE'S A ROCK-SHAPED ASTEROID-SHAPED THINGY!!!
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 6, 2003
Hey, I knew that anyway...
Oh well.
What do you think will hwppen first: The asteroid hits or we get outnumbered by many fantasy monsters that we never manage to kill off<?>
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 6, 2003
Actually, the asteroid seems to have disappeared, which could explain the chickens, I guess 
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 6, 2003
Well, I think that the asteroid was actually a chicken spaceship....
*apologises for her pathetic attempt to follow the laws of continuity*
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 7, 2003
Thankyou.
Now let's never speak of the chicken-asteroid incident ever again....
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Terran Posted Apr 7, 2003
*Run's in trying to escape Uncle Arnie and Mr Flibble*
Holly, help!
Holly : Whats up dude?
Verc : Switch off Rimmer, he's gone mad!
Holly : Wish I could Verc, but you see... *holly's eyes go red*...The potatoe king disagrees with you you.
Verc : Nooooo
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 7, 2003
*Hollys face is replaced with Rimmers*
Hello Verc.
*The elevator doors open and Rimmer and Flibble comes out*
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- 81: Terran (Jan 24, 2003)
- 82: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 24, 2003)
- 83: Existential Elevator (Jan 25, 2003)
- 84: spook (Feb 1, 2003)
- 85: Existential Elevator (Feb 2, 2003)
- 86: Terran (Feb 3, 2003)
- 87: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 3, 2003)
- 88: Existential Elevator (Feb 3, 2003)
- 89: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 3, 2003)
- 90: Existential Elevator (Feb 3, 2003)
- 91: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 6, 2003)
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- 99: Terran (Apr 7, 2003)
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