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Terran Posted Nov 5, 2002
*Sits down. Scratches head. Drinks some tea from the dispenser. Watches the monitor to see if anything is going on. Certainly doesn't notice any telepathic messages. Then hears a "hrumble erble" noise*
Did someone say something?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 15, 2003
Did I just totally miss several weeks of backlog<?>
*trips over as the ship lurches again*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 15, 2003
Several months I would say...
Hi EE!
How are you these day?
Haven't seen for a long time...
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 15, 2003
I know... 
Don't yo just hate it when you're soo busy and you can't seem to do anything that you want to do....
Things are fine.....I got back from California last week 
You<?>
*trips over again as the ship lurches*
Do you think Elevaors can actually trip<?>
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 15, 2003
No but elevators can talk, I just try to ingore that...
I'm fine, it's cold but I'll get through it...
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 15, 2003
*various lights blink sarcasticly*
I'd be carefull what you say to someone who weighs several tonnes 
I think we've had the worst of the cold already over here...thank goodness!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 15, 2003
Yeah, well here it's cold and slippry.
(spelling dont bug me)
You weighs several tonnes huh?
I'll be quiet.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 15, 2003
It's just wet here now. But it's always wet here...
You're a very wise person...
*tries to avid crushing him as she trips over again*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 15, 2003
*starts to wonder why he was almost crushed by an elevator*
Ahh, because the ship is crumbling!
*starts to wonder why the ship is crumbling*
Ahh, because the ship is moving!
*starts to wonder why the ship is moving into an asteroid field*
Ahh, because...
uh oh...
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 19, 2003
I know!
Let's blame it all on Holly!
*shrug*
*falls over again*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 20, 2003
No lets blame Terran, he had the bridge for 3 months.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 23, 2003
It was three months, you should have seen the asteroid.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 23, 2003
Unless....
*looks at navigation screens, then looks at window*
*repeats actions carefully*
Umm.....guys<?>
*wipes window*
There is no asteroid...
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Terran Posted Jan 24, 2003
I've never seen grit do that before. Unless it was magnetic. Or maybe Hol has just been on the ale again 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 24, 2003
Maybe we have all gone mad...
I think thats it!
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