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Terran Posted Aug 29, 2002
*BANG*
*for some inexplicable reason the other ship explodes, and at that exact same moment, The Red Dwarf's Holly Hop leaps back wards in space to another completely unknown coordinate*
Terran : What happened there?
Holly : Um... I'll have to get back to you...
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 30, 2002
wow... such excitement on this ship! Hello there Terran, good to have you... since you've saved this ship, as promised, you've now been promoted to ship's cook... congratulations 
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Terran Posted Sep 3, 2002
Wow I'm a cook! Erm... what does everyone want?
Terran 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 3, 2002
Hey, I thaught I made the toast around here
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Terran Posted Sep 3, 2002
That smeggin' toaster. We don't want no toast, waffles, and definately no smeggin' flap jacks.
Terran
*gets large hammer ready*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 3, 2002
You want me to toast that hammer for you do you?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 3, 2002
So youoo don't-t-t-t(WANG)-T want mee tttooooooo toooaaass...-------ttt it then?(WANG)zzrcrrwrzrxrrzcxrwwrrzxwzxrrzcwwrccxrww------
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 3, 2002
*gently unplugs toaster*
Mr. terran! I want sushi! 
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Terran Posted Sep 3, 2002
Just a minute...
*disapears for five minutes and comes back with sushi*
here you go.
Terran
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Terran Posted Sep 4, 2002
Hmm... do you know where I can find fresh fish?
Terran
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 4, 2002
Dunnp...
But fi yuo go to the cargo decks maybe you'll find some vacuum-packed fish?
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- 21: Terran (Aug 29, 2002)
- 22: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 29, 2002)
- 23: Terran (Aug 29, 2002)
- 24: plato <surfer> (Aug 30, 2002)
- 25: Existential Elevator (Aug 31, 2002)
- 26: Terran (Sep 3, 2002)
- 27: Existential Elevator (Sep 3, 2002)
- 28: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 3, 2002)
- 29: Existential Elevator (Sep 3, 2002)
- 30: Terran (Sep 3, 2002)
- 31: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 3, 2002)
- 32: Terran (Sep 3, 2002)
- 33: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 3, 2002)
- 34: plato <surfer> (Sep 3, 2002)
- 35: Terran (Sep 3, 2002)
- 36: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 4, 2002)
- 37: Terran (Sep 4, 2002)
- 38: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 4, 2002)
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