Rescuing Lil - summary
Created | Updated Jul 4, 2002
Last updated 23:23 British Summer Time Thursday 4 July 2002.
(C) means creation - i.e. not an independent researcher.
Our adventures are now centred on the Rolling Rock Ranch.
The members of the Posse are resting after the battle with Jello Wolf and his jello injun friends. The Posse is eating (what a surprise). A Man Called Jello is being held captive by the Posse. Most of the injellos are dead. Jello Wolf is holed up in a cave with BeeBee the Pug who was captured by Dances with Jellos. Billy the Kid is in the cave too. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Styx is creating mayhem and Lil , having escaped from the evil Celery, has found the ruins of an indian village now occupied by celery clones. Zeke has been ordered by The Celery to recapture Lil and Rev Lovejello has undertaken to obtain the emerald and manual that The Celery so desires.
There is a map. North is to the right of the map.
| Name | Current position | Last known position | Other |
| The Goodies | |||
| Asteroid Lil | Indian Village Outskirts | escaped | |
| Yar Kramer as Zero | Indian Village Outskirts | with Lil | |
| Styx the Rat | Unknown | The Bunkhouse | causing mayhem |
| Titania | The Badlands | ||
| Amos | The Badlands | ||
| Bonnie (C) | The Badlands | ||
| Clyde (C) | Unknown | The Prairie | |
| Solnushka | The Badlands | ||
| Witty Moniker | The Badlands | ||
| Caerwynn | The Badlands | ||
| jr52 | The Badlands | ||
| Garius Lupus | The Badlands | ||
| Pierrot the parrot (C) | The Badlands | searching the western half of the Badlands | |
| sea | The Badlands | ||
| Carmel | The Badlands | ||
| Blue Bear (C) | The Badlands | ||
| Bee Bee (C) | The Badlands | captured. In a cave with Jello Wolf | |
| Ruppy (C) | The Badlands | ||
| TidBit (C) | The Badlands | ||
| Billy the Kid | The Badlands | in a cave with BeeBee and Jello Wolf | |
| Amy the Ant | The Badlands | ||
| Yar Kramer as Mega Man X | The Badlands | ||
| Munchkin | The Badlands | ||
| Montana Red | unknown | The Prairie | on horseback, exact position unknown |
| d'Elaphant | The Badlands | ||
| Zeppo (C) | The Badlands | ||
| Odradek | Unknown | Unknown | |
| mice (C) | City Hall | friends of Amy | |
| Affy | Abandoned Mine | asleep | |
| Jedi Jade | Unknown | Saloon | infiltrating with help of FloraDora Debjello |
| Zagreb | Abandoned Mine | Whose side is Zagreb on? | |
| The Baddies | |||
| The Celery | The Ranchhouse | aka The Big Green Chief | |
| Doris (C) | The Ranchhouse | sent there by The Celery | |
| Butch Webjello | The Pass | preparing to ambush the Posse | |
| Floradora Debjello | The Ranchhouse | ||
| Zekejello | RRR | trying to recapture Lil | |
| Black Bart Jello | The Pass | ||
| Buckeroo Bob Jello | The Pass | ||
| The Lone Jello | The Bunkhouse? | may be with Zeke | |
| Tontello (C) | The Bunkhouse? | may be with Zeke | |
| Zello | The Pasture | ||
| Jesse Jello | The Corral | ||
| Zebjello | Indian Village | ||
| Celery Warrior Clone | The Terraces of the Indian Village | ||
| Celery Soldier Clone | The Terraces of the Indian Village | ||
| Celery Protector Clone | Indian Village Outskirts | ||
| Celery Scout Clone | Indian Village Outskirts | ||
| soeasilyjello'd | The Ranchhouse | outside | |
| Bunkhouse Jellos (C) | The Bunkhouse | ||
| 'Wild Bunch' Apes | Rolling Rock Ranch | various places including The Barn, where they are building something dangerous and The Pass. Some have been killed by Zero. | |
| Ape | unknown | ||
| Jello Wolf | The Badlands | in a cave with BeeBee (captive) and Billy the Kid | |
| Dances with Jellos | The Badlands | has done a runner | |
| A Man called Jello | The Badlands | aka Lord Lucan. Captured by the Posse. | |
| Rev Lovejello aka John Wesley Hardjello | The Corral | setting out on horseback to find the emerald, the manual and Lil | |
| Rev. Elijah Lovejello | The Pasture | with Sherry a la Gelee | |
| Sherry a la Gelee | The Pasture | with Rev. Elijah Lovejello | |
| Doc Hollijello | Unknown | West out of Town | |
| Disgruntled Ape | The Badlands | hasn't been seen for a while | |
| Other apes (C) | The Badlands | with the Disgruntled Ape | |
| Rebjello | RIP  | dead but still moving. Zaphod would be proud. | |
| The Graveyard | |||
| Two Dogs Jello'ing | RIP | killed by Bonnie the Horse? | |
| Running Jello | RIP | killed by GL, Witty, Titania, a snake and several scorpions | |
| Standing Jello | RIP | shot by Witty Moniker | |
| Lightfoot Jello | RIP | suicide by chocolate (precipitated by Caerwynn) | |
| The Sunjello Kid | RIP | blown up by Zeppo. Here's Sunjello's Will | |
| Festusjello | RIP | got into hot water courtesy of Witty Moniker | |
| Yellowjello | RIP | shot by sea | |
| Snidely Whipjello | RIP | shot by sea thus saving Witty Moniker from being tied to the railway tracks | |
| Mellow Jello | RIP | killed with his own shotgun by Disgruntled Ape | |
| Little Joe Jello (C) | RIP | plasma shot from Zero | |
| Big Hoss Jello (C) | RIP | crossbow bolt from Caerwyn | |
| Red Shirted Extras (C) | RIP | arrows from Titania | |
| Indian Joe Two Jellos | RIP | forensics are still investigating this one - probably died in a hail of bullets from the gatling gun operated by Billy the Kid |
