Don't make me angry.
I deaded a man fer less. His name wuz Abner Webjello, they called him Lil' Abner, on account of him bein' Butch's lil' brother. He stole my woman, so I killed 'im. She wuzn't 'xactly my woman - I wuz plannin' to kidnap her, an' he didn't 'xactly steal her - he took her out fer some ice cream, but it wuz close enough.
Now I'm gonna kill Butch, cuz I hear he kidnapped a woman, an that's my buzness. An this feller:
He's the one is doin' lots o'kidnappin these days, crouchin' in on my territory, so I think I'll go have a lil' talk wit'im, if yer knows what I mean. Now he's seposed ter be real smart, so I gotta trick'im. I'm apretendin' I'm a preacher man, so as he don't suspect nuttin. I picked me a name I sawr in a newspaper, story 'bout a preacher man goin' ter clean up Peta Gulch. I reckin he won't live longer'an to say "Howdy."
You might ask what makes me so mean, well I'll tell ya. My ma had twins, only she took a look at the both of us, an she took a likin to one an not th'other. I is the one she threw away. I wuz raised by a pack o'alley cats who fed me nuttin but two-day-ol' rodents that ther kittens wouldn'eat, while my brother wuz raised in luxury an'ate lots o'chocolate an'bonbons. We wuz identical twins, an I reckin if I ever see a feller looks just like me, I'll kill him too, cuz a what he done ter me.
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