A Conversation for The Rolling Rock Ranch
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 16, 2002
*muffled voice from what's left of the barn*
Hey! Who turned off the light?
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Reverend Lovejello (a.k.a. John Wesley Hardjello) Posted Aug 16, 2002
*Hardjello feels his gnu shutter. It snorts. It twirls around. It grasps at its chest. It wobbles six paces in one direction, then eight paces in the other direction. It falls to its knees. It looks up to the sky. It gasps. It dies. 
Hardjello jumps off the gnu and gives it good kick.*
things, always give out jus'when yer need 'em most.
*Fires at Butch*
An' I'll have yer belt buckle fer my very own soon, yer jus'wait.
*Ducks back into the rubble of the barn, working his way through where a horse can't follow, and comes out the other side.*
We'll meet agin, yer
*Heads back towards the ranch house.*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 16, 2002
*from beneath the war wagon in the rubble, almost blue in the face from trying to hold her breath, having caught a glimpse of the reverend passing*
What was that?
*decides to crawl after him*
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 16, 2002
/* Wipes spattered jello off of his jeans. */
I never got a bath back in the town, now this is getting really bad.
Hey T! Wait for me.
/* Sneaks after Titania. */
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The Ghost of Rebjello Posted Aug 17, 2002
Wooooooo [
you wus never funny whin yer wus alive Kid and the afterlife ain't improved you any 
]
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 17, 2002
*wipes the dust off her clothes while waiting for Solnushka to crawl out*
Shoooo you ghosts - shooooo!*waves arms*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 17, 2002
[X can't see s very well, him being an android and all, but he does manage to get the impression of them being there.]
[X] Okay ... we HAD to run into the one thing I've absolutely never run into before ... Wait, maybe Sigma's viral form was kinda like this, so ...
[He fires a few plasma shots at one of the s]
The Barn
Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere Posted Aug 17, 2002
Ruppy - Woofle woofle gnerf foof. (We can stay here and chase the Things-that-are-not-there or we can follow T and d'E>
Tidbit - Fnoo-Fnoo nwoof! (Follow the humans, they have all the food!)
*the pugs chase after Titania and d'Elephant*
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Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere Posted Aug 17, 2002
*a muffled voice can now be heard from somewhere below the barn yard*
Carmel
Now there is just no reason to be so cross with me, I only stayed a moment. Very well, I'm leaving now, but I think you are terribly rude.
*Carmel emerges from a wild hare's hole, and surveys the barn yard. There is no sign of the pugs or her friends.*
Bother! I was only hiding for a moment, I'm quite sure of that. Sigh.
*she hops towards the farm house, hoping to find someone there, dragging the little red wagon behind her.*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 17, 2002
*helps Solnushka to get back on her feet*
*spots a red wagon*
Hey! Carmel! Over here! *waves*
d'E, you wouldn't happen to have another steak bomb, do you? I think the pugs are hungry...
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 18, 2002
Two more, I think I can spare one for food. The other we should keep in case we do need to spur the dogs into action.
/* Throws a steak bomb directly at the ground and sends steak flying. Zeppo 
appears out of nowhere and starts eating. */
Oh, there you are.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 18, 2002
How did Carmel Bunny get ahead of us?
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The Barn
Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere Posted Aug 19, 2002
Ruppy - Wooowooowooo, gnerfle! (See, I told you there would be food!)
Tidbit (mouth full) - Fliggle, gnuck-nuck-nuck! (Carmel got ahead by being so far behind, then turning around!)
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Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere Posted Aug 19, 2002
Ruppy - Wooowooowooo, gnerfle! (See, I told you there would be food!)
Tidbit (mouth full) - Fliggle, gnuck-nuck-nuck! (Carmel got ahead by being so far behind, then turning around!)
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 19, 2002
Come pugs - this way!
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- 121: The Ghost of Zekejello (Aug 15, 2002)
- 122: The Ghost of Rebjello (Aug 15, 2002)
- 123: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 16, 2002)
- 124: Reverend Lovejello (a.k.a. John Wesley Hardjello) (Aug 16, 2002)
- 125: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 16, 2002)
- 126: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 16, 2002)
- 127: The Sunjello Kid (Aug 16, 2002)
- 128: The Ghost of Rebjello (Aug 17, 2002)
- 129: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 17, 2002)
- 130: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 17, 2002)
- 131: Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere (Aug 17, 2002)
- 132: Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere (Aug 17, 2002)
- 133: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 17, 2002)
- 134: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 18, 2002)
- 135: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 18, 2002)
- 136: Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere (Aug 19, 2002)
- 137: Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere (Aug 19, 2002)
- 138: Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere (Aug 19, 2002)
- 139: Sol (Aug 19, 2002)
- 140: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 19, 2002)
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