h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*fires at anything unfriendly that passes the coach - apes, jellos, etc*

[X] I need the kind of ammo that will go with this pistol. [hands it to her]

[Zero is also aboard the coach.]

*stops at the entrance to one of the trails to adjust his saddle and to shout something unpleasant at the Posse*

YEW HAVE JEST SEALED MISS LIL'S FATE YEW HEAR ! UNLESS WE GIT WHUT WE WANT WITHIN THE NEXT 48 HOURS (ish ) SHE'LL BE A GONNER. YEWL HEAR FROM US REAL SOON.

*gallops off down the straight trail followed by a troop or two of Apes swinging from tree to tree*

[Zero makes a face at him.]

*the stagecoach makes between cottage and wall with only a long scratch on the tree side*

*Amos winces at the sharp scraping sound*

*Of their own accord, Bonnie and Clyde moderate their pace from pounding gallop to gentle canter, then down to a trot*

*the coach is now on the straight path* http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F90935?thread=186275&post=2064144#p2064144

*watches the coach drive off*

I think there are still two jellos around - Sunjello Kid and Butch Webjello - right?

*looks around*

...but most of the Apes seem to be taken care of...

*tries to take aim through broken window*

* Two horses and their jello riders burst through the back door of the cottage and head up the straight path. *

YEEEEE-HAAAA! We got'em now!

*Galloping beside Sunjello.*

Shame to lose those two picketted horses, but the ruse seemed to work. Especially when the parrot only saw the two of us, when Doc was in the kitchen making tea.

*Gallops around a bend and sees the stagecoach ahead. Pulls out his six-shooter and begins firing.*

*Fires after the retreating webjellos, then leaps on his horse in pursuit.*

Come on, T and whoever else is still here, let's get them!

*Gallops off.*

*climbs up on stone, mounts Gandalf*

YIHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!</>

*shoots two arrows at webjellos ahead, who suddenly start feeling even jellier than usual, when the green, tiny flames starts melting them*

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