h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*a narrow path leads out of the clearing with a slight upward gradient*

*there is a hoofprint at the start of this trail with a distinct "RRR" mark stamped into the metal*

*a smoke signal goes up from the top trail*

*Indian Joe Two Jellos notices the stagecoach full of unsuspecting Salonistas come lumbering down the straight trail which winds its way directly under his perfect ambush position*

*signalling to the giant Apes with him they put themselves to work on levers to send some boulders crashing down onto the group below*

HEH HEH HEH. ME GET REWARD FROM BIG GREEN CHIEF FOR THIS.

*leans on a rude lever and tips the first boulder down the slope directly towards the coach below*

*aims his US Cavalry pattern fire stick (liberated) and fires several shots at the party below*

*reloads*

*levers another boulder down the slope*