h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yea, let's go!

*wonders if they're on about the door into the dragons lair since thats the only one with no admittance on*

Onward and forward! We will examine every crevasse, peek in every closet, steal every wallet, and explore every attic!

will you climb every mountain?

Is there a mountain in the mansion? And you still didn't answer one of my questions.

The Colander of Doom™ *yoink* is mine! Yeehihihi!

And, I don't think you should be poking around in that mansion, EC. I've heard curiosity can be detrimental to felines.

Even lethal.


Then again, you're already some kind of mental, so it might all balance out. Don't get lost!

I'm many kinds of mental actually. ... Hey! The Colander of Doom! I stole that fair and square! Give it back!

*wonders why they are running round with Jack's bullet ridden tin hat*

It's the Colander of Doom!
See?

*puts it on his head, and disappears in a flash of brimstone and a cloud of tiny bats*

Two can play at that game! But I intend to butt in as well! *claps hands together and then bends down to touch the floor. Disappears in a flash of blue lightning*

What was that about?

Oh. Just a random anime reference. Anyway, I must away! *vanishes again*

Oh, hey Cal. Have you seen Dan? I must tackle him and extricate from him the Collander of Doom as part of my insidious plan to serve decent tea at the EA.

*sneaks in, smelling of burning sulfur, rummages through cabinets...*

Ah, this'll do.


*Pulls out an old, ordinary pot, and writes 'Colander of Doom' on the side*

Sucker...

*places pot on counter and sneaks out*

*pockets the real collander which he stole when Dan was confused with making a fake one*

... *takes the fake one too*

*sneaks back in and removes the real colander from the cabinet which he switched with the real decoy, while making the fake decoy*



Happy trails, EC...

*Puts colander on head, and disappears in a flash of brimstone and a cloud of small bats*

*follows the scent of brimstone, the unique flavor found in Demon Cola. Demon Cola: Its Evilicious.*

Hey!
*looks at pot*

This isn't the Colander of Doom. It was just an old pot full of brimstone and bats, that I dumped on my head.


EC! What happened to the Colander?

*throws old pot out the window*

Theres a high possiblity that I stole it from you during the whole Terrorist Flipper the Dolphin fiasco and then pretended to be chasing you to ease your suspicion. But thats highly unlikely. I'm hoping your sense of logic overrides your knowledge that I'm behind it. ... Well, not literally. Its not really in front of me. And I would never admit that I stole it in a convuluted plan to lure the MotMv tearoom trafic to the evil army. No sirree. Wouldn't dream of it.

... FLEE!