h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

SHrubbbbbbbbeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
*bounces in in a bar maids outfit, realises it's not that sort of pub and returns in her ferrari top and jeans*
In order to bring some decorum to this place (and seens as how I've remembered my login name so can now get back here regularly* I nominate meself as barmaid extraordinaire! I'm trained in a 4* establishment you know

I think the members may prefer the outfit Tink

*grins*
Well one of them might but I still think it's a bit undignified when I try to fly...

Good point, still you could leave the sussies on *thinking of the increase in bar takings *

*fanning himself with his cap*

Oh dear - I shall have to have a - I'm getting all hot and bothered with people swanning around in sussies. I was expecting Nora Batty wrinkled stockings - I'm not used to all this racy stuff. Not that I'm complaining, you understand...

Perhaps the more sobre outfit's best Tink, we don't want any of the gentlemen collapsing from excitement - it reduces takings and can completely ruin the atmosphere. Welcome to the job, we're fairly informal here, but no sloping off into the back room with yon barman/president when he turns up.

for Captain Kebab. Vodka D&B with ice and lemon for Granny.

Yey! I get to be a bar maid... Actually I think I'll keep the outfit and just ditch the shoes, chances are I'll keep falling over if I wander round in these heels...
*totters about in her new bar maids outfit*
May have to go on a diet tho
Right then, to work!
*totters behind the bar, adjusts her skirt and puts out some bowls of fruit pastilles*
Eh up then chucks wot cn I get ye? A pint of Old peculiar for you Baggy? Reight proper northern drinks y'see...
*pours two pints owing to the lack of memory as to the smilie things and a for Granny*
Ere ya go duck!

Old Peculier? Wouldn't say nay. So, how're you keeping these days?

Bit stressed to tell you the truth, leaving uni, leaving home, starting a new job, moving house and moving cities to millions of miles away from home is all a bit daunting Can't wait til next weekend tho, should be great as I get to play with Adrian and go home for a while an stuff

Hows you? When do you come back?

Aw. Stress shouldn't be allowed to exist. What's the job and which city did you move to?

Me's okay. I'll be back on the 19th of May. Leaving again on the 22nd of June, which means missing the last three rounds of the World Cup (so I should see England's entire run) unless I figure out which tiny cable network is showing it here.

Umm, I moved to Southampton in December? I was sure you knew that..ooops My communication skills are some what lacking sorry

Good evening everyone!
Any on the go?
Happy birthday h2g2!

It'll have to be based on Holt's Bitter oop 'ere tha knews Real loopy juice

Sorry, Tink. I did know that, just forgot.

Pint of Holt's for Granny.

Thanks Bagpuss, one for yourself?

*signs in*

please tink...and a bag o crisps whenyouavaminit

alec.

er...which ways dartbooerd ??

There's one just to your left & a championship Manchester boooard in t'snooker room

Great, smashing, super!

*throws a few arras into the booerd to his left
whilst drinking with his right*

alec.

*wonders where he might find some curry and chips*

alec.