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The Bar

Post 41

Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)

*continues to throw arras into booerd*

is it allus this quiet weekends ??

alec.smiley - clown


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Post 42

Captain Kebab

We've all been out on t'smiley - ale, lad - the non-virtual kind! Not long got in - it's quarter to 2 in the morning back in blighty, tha knows. smiley - smiley


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Post 43

Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)

...glad tha gorrooum oreet...

alec.smiley - clown


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Post 44

Captain Kebab

smiley - biggrin


The Bar

Post 45

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday



Urgghhhhhhhh, vodka & hot vimto please.... I've got the dreaded lurgy.....


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Post 46

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

*peeks in*

Uh-oh, a dart boardsmiley - yikes

I hope you're not as easily distracted when throwing those as Tac is... Or that you won't throw when distracted... The hole finally sealed over, but still...


The Bar

Post 47

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Oo, smiley - smiley a dartboard smiley - biggrin can I park my wippet over here? smiley - dogsmiley - smileysmiley - biggrin


The Bar

Post 48

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

I *think* maybe I should avoid that wall at all times... *backs away* *realizes that she can't see if anyone has darts in their hands* *slides along the floor*

OK, so maybe I'm overly cautious...


The Bar

Post 49

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Don't panic! smiley - hugsmiley - cuddle *puts darts down.... smiley - smiley panic over? smiley - biggrin


The Bar

Post 50

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Hey Amy, would you like to give Bagpuss a hand, you'll be safe behind the bar smiley - smiley


The Bar

Post 51

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

I wasn't panicking! I'm just staying away from the wall the board's on, is all...Maybe I'll watch over the whippets...


The Bar

Post 52

Phil

Walks in, over to his chair and sits down for some smiley - ale


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Post 53

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

ah, ha....
Now i remember why i came in here smiley - biggrin *grbs an smiley - alesmiley - smiley


The Bar

Post 54

Bagpuss

*sidles in*

Sorry youse lot. I've been away for a bit. Anyroad, to get this place up and swinging again, I've decorated it in the traditional style. I'm particularly proud of the carpet - took me ages to rub enough chewdie and fag ash in to obscure the original colour. And what do you think of this new low beam I had installed? The one with the sign reading "Duck or grouse".


The Bar

Post 55

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

*walks under the beam* Asta gorra smiley - ale for a little old lady then?


The Bar

Post 56

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*ponders in
smiley - erm no sign of nighthoover? smiley - erm oh, well, hair of the smiley - dog it is... smiley - ale ? smiley - smiley


The Bar

Post 57

Bagpuss

smiley - alesmiley - ale

Anyone tell us where me staff have got to?


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Post 58

Captain Kebab

Hmm - last time I saw yer 'ead barmaid she were boarding a tram clutching a KFC dinner. That's KFC for yer - she should've got some proper chips from a proper chippie! Bloody posh foreign food - no good'll come of it, you mark my words! smiley - winkeye

Still, whilst I'm here a smiley - stout would go down right nicely. When yer ready, landlord - gorrany in th'icebox?


The Bar

Post 59

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Evenin' Captain, is tha gewing t'see young 3SM on Munday?


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Post 60

Captain Kebab

I were 'oping to make it - it's me duty as concert secretary to check out the acts! smiley - winkeye

Dost think tha might go? It could turn into a Micromeet - there's precedent. smiley - smiley


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