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Phil Posted May 20, 2002
Staggers across the floor *OUCH*, who put that 
beam there!
Flops downs into the chair. It's good to be be back. How comes you need a good week off just to recover from an 'oliday?
A pint of 
and packet of plain and one for yerself barman, thanks.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 20, 2002
*continues throwing arras into booerd*
'bout ready fer one misenn ta 
alec.
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Bagpuss Posted May 21, 2002
That must be t'first time I've 'eard KFC caled "posh" Cap. "Shite" yes, but no "posh".
Mebbes I should put a sign on t'other side o't'beam an' all.
Keep going Alec, tha's bound to 'it a double afore long.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 21, 2002
...bin after double 1 fer three week now.
(2)
alec.
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted May 21, 2002
*Granny takes t'darts from AlecTrician, turns them the right way round & hands them back*
Try now
A very large vodka & vimto please barman, and a packet of Marmite flavour crisps, anyone else feel peckish? 'tato pie'll be ready soon 
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted May 21, 2002
Aye, and brown sauce and pickled cabbage and marmite 
. asta finished butterin' yon doorstops yet?
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted May 21, 2002
Champion, fancy a while we wait for the crust to brown nicely?
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 21, 2002
*tries throwing darts the 'other' way round...
resulting is a mass of feathers and coconut strands
falling in his *
er gee us anuther please
muss be my raand bi naa...(did i say that ??)
alec.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 21, 2002
*tries throwing darts the 'other' way round...
resulting in a mass of feathers and coconut strands
falling in his *
er gee us anuther please
muss be my raand bi naa...(did i say that ??)
alec.
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Bagpuss Posted May 23, 2002
'Ere! Alec's offered to buy a round twice. What d'youse all want two of?
* for self*
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted May 23, 2002
2 large vodka & vimtos please
*chucks umbrella at dartboard & scores double 1*
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 23, 2002
...that were jammy granny...
...nyooadgerradubel
alec.
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Metal Chicken Posted May 23, 2002
'ey up Alec 
Well if tha's buyin' ah'll 'ave an and an please 
By 'eck, that lickle old lady's a dab 'and wi' them arras
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 23, 2002
wishudgerrateemoop
tekont'ootherclubs
*waiting for some zealous moderator from Croydon
or even Penge
to remove all these dialect posts*
alec.
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted May 24, 2002
*can't keep up wi' dyalec til granfether geyts um*
P'rhaps us cowd challenge t'posh mob up at Cheshire Grinn Inn?
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- 61: Metal Chicken (May 16, 2002)
- 62: Phil (May 20, 2002)
- 63: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 20, 2002)
- 64: Bagpuss (May 21, 2002)
- 65: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 21, 2002)
- 66: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (May 21, 2002)
- 67: Phil (May 21, 2002)
- 68: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (May 21, 2002)
- 69: Phil (May 21, 2002)
- 70: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (May 21, 2002)
- 71: Phil (May 21, 2002)
- 72: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 21, 2002)
- 73: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 21, 2002)
- 74: Bagpuss (May 23, 2002)
- 75: Phil (May 23, 2002)
- 76: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (May 23, 2002)
- 77: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 23, 2002)
- 78: Metal Chicken (May 23, 2002)
- 79: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 23, 2002)
- 80: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (May 24, 2002)
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