h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Well, the blades are magical in nature... the thing is with this sort of thing is that you don't say what your attack does, but you say that you make it, and then let your opponent decide if it hits and what it does. A good thing to know.

*Mystrunner staggers, and falls on top of Time Traveler.*

*hits Mystrunner across the face with the pack of cards, and staggers to feet.*

If I judged it right it should return any minute now... where is it?

*Out of instinct, ducks, and casts out his arm, a long, thin mithril wire firing from the inner sleeve, aiming to entangle Time Traveler.*

*falls over again. Flicks the one of the intense-heat magnesium flare cards out his wrist to cut the wire.*

*Gets up, muttering*

Definately should be here soon, three revolutions anti-clockwise at 60 rpm... did I count the seconds properly...

*faces Mystrunner*

*distinctly does not look behind Mystrunner's head as Time Staff appears out of mid air 100 meters behind his head. The Staff is rotating as it flys at great speed towards Time Traveller, in fact one end gives Mystrunner a painful whack on the back of the head as it goes past.*

*Puts up hand. Catches Time Staff, right way up as well.*

It's good to have your hands free for a bit, but I think Mystrunner, that you might be somebody who it is very difficult to beat without a little magic. Of cource I use that word in it's loosest sence, it only seems that way...

*Mystrunner glances to one side, and chuckles, his long siler hair hiding his face. It is not a nice chuckle.*

Of course...

*Mystrunner's head snaps around, and thrusts both hands out in front of him, palms out. Something invisible flies streight from them at Time Traveler.*

*swish, the time staff whirls and Time Traveller ends up in his car."

*tries to start engine*

come on, come on, start damn you...