A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 5, 2002
*and this considering I actually have an autographed first edition of a book called "Good In Bed" - not what you think, it was fiction and I collect signed first editions *
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Mar 5, 2002
I think we need a snowcone or slushy machine here in the temple. That way if things get too hot we can cool off with a nice Kiwi-lime snowcone, or a blue razzleberry slushy! Maybe we can have a fundraising event... you know - like "Pogo sticks for Progress" or some such other idea - to raise money for the snowcone machine?
By the way - does anyone need another "exam" it's been a little slow in the "Hut of Hedonism" this week (well - except for just now with Galen and the HT 
)
*looks around for the squirrel - a gleam in her eye...*
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 5, 2002
well... Djeserka (our newest recruit) needs his exam. You can find him in the 'pseudo idol' discussion. If I find the squirrel I'll send him to the hut and let you know.. 
Snowcone machine would work for me.. but I think the HoH may warrant a firehose, just in case. After all it does have an altar/massage table, the sacramental bar and a few other goodies that are still on order. 
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 5, 2002
is ti me or did someone lay a hand on the holy tail not far back there
*looks at Galen*
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 5, 2002
AND the HT has my latest creation: HT DOOM!!! I got a hold of the Editing Program and have created a series of HT-Based missions, including:
ENTRANCE TO RELIGION: Zombies block the way, move 'em!
THE HUB: Can you find the way out of the HT's main hall?
HALLS OF THE EXAMINED: A Cyber-Michael prepares for your autopsy...
THE BAR OF PAIN: the HT followers have drunk so many 'Home Made' drinks that they've turned into a giant flabby, Bazooka armed maniacs! Can you find the Pint Glass that unlocks the door?
THE TAIL: The HT is within your grasp! But beware, for the Batty-ant and Squirrel-Elemental await you...
REPENTION DENIED: With the HT saved from the crazed, mutated forms of the HT cult, you prepare to leave, but the HT Custodian has other plans...
What do you think? Do you like it? 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 5, 2002
D'OH! in the 'HALLS OF THE EXAMINED' level, it should be Cyber-Michele, sorry about that! 
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 5, 2002
what?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 5, 2002
They are the levels on HT DOOM. You can play it in my room! (Don't bother creating one, assume it's part of the main one).
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Mar 5, 2002
*Sits back and finger grooves in rapture to his new CD stacked full of early 80's hip-hop and electro-funk, which he's so very happy he got as it saves getting up and down all the time to change 12"s over all the time 
*
*Adds it to the required listening for worshippers*
*Currently on (Hey You) The Rock Steady Crew*
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 5, 2002
I changed my mind, the room's here: F84522?thread=170354
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 5, 2002
HT DOOM... 
*rips PS' cd onto her jukebox to listen to in the subway on the way home*
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Mar 5, 2002
All good except that I'm not a Michael! I'm a Michele!
*stomps off cursing... "for the love of... 
I don't know what more a girl can do if push-up bra's, corsets, fishnet hose, short skirts and stilleto heels fail to draw their attention... 
Stomps off to the Hut of Hedonism - slamming the door behind her... Opens the door long enough to hang a sign on the outside that says "Closed due to unobservant Temple guards and a p***y attitude". Slams door shut again (cursing and muttering can still be heard eminating from inside the hut)
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Mar 5, 2002
Think yourself lucky, I can't get this f**king thing to post! 
I'll get to the Hut in a bit Michele, promise 
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 5, 2002
*wanders off to prepare the firehose and snow cone machine just in case*
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Galen Posted Mar 6, 2002
sorry, i was posting those when it was down and that is why there are so many
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- 161: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 5, 2002)
- 162: Batty_ACE (Mar 5, 2002)
- 163: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 5, 2002)
- 164: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Mar 5, 2002)
- 165: Batty_ACE (Mar 5, 2002)
- 166: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Mar 5, 2002)
- 167: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 5, 2002)
- 168: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 5, 2002)
- 169: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Mar 5, 2002)
- 170: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 5, 2002)
- 171: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Mar 5, 2002)
- 172: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 5, 2002)
- 173: Batty_ACE (Mar 5, 2002)
- 174: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Mar 5, 2002)
- 175: Galen (Mar 5, 2002)
- 176: Galen (Mar 5, 2002)
- 177: Galen (Mar 5, 2002)
- 178: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Mar 5, 2002)
- 179: Batty_ACE (Mar 5, 2002)
- 180: Galen (Mar 6, 2002)
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