A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack
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Batty_ACE Posted Feb 26, 2002
hmmmm... what do I want? well... 
1. World peace.
2. Some lovely gemstones and such to embellish the tail for display.
3. A reasonably sane client willing to spend ridiculous amounts of money (might be asking a bit much here).
4. To win one of those completely unrealistic amounts of money given away in lotteries without having to look like a fool in advertisements.
5. A wonderful huge apartment here in Mnahattan that is perfectly located, has every amenity and costs about $20. a month
6. Men falling at my feet (preferrably not from too high up).
7. The ability to eat like a wolf and not be built like a weeble.
8. To have a mind like Steven Hawking and a body like Jessica Rabbit
9. A 'Mai Tai Lobster' from 'Asia de Cuba' (I'm hungry).
That's probably mroe than you wanted to know, huh?
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Feb 26, 2002
*trips*
Ow!
Well, that's one wish granted 
*sings "Weebles wobble but they never fall down" by lawnmower Deth*
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Batty_ACE Posted Feb 26, 2002
are you talking about 
in little dominatrix outfits or am I missing something here?
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 26, 2002
*Michele and Batty grab the squirrel again and pull him into the "Hut of Hedonism"...
glove snapping galore...
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Feb 26, 2002
Lawks! I've been nabbed again *fakes resistance briefly*
*continues with his Lawnmower Deth singalong, by singing SheepDip for Galen*
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Feb 26, 2002
You heard.
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 26, 2002
*Michele walks out out of her hut smiling*
Well - I'm sure you'll be happy to know that our High Priest is perfectly healthy! No abnormalities or faults of any kind that I could find during the ... um... exam! 
In fact I put 5 stars on his medical report!
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Feb 26, 2002
maybe u don't want to know
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Feb 26, 2002
they're mandatory now I'm afraid (and highly recommended )
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 26, 2002
*Pulls out the Railgun and Thunder Hammer*
Are you sure?
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Feb 26, 2002
Depends on your feelings about girls in rubber really
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 26, 2002
Suits me. I /like/ the smell of burning rubber...
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Feb 26, 2002
Michele, I think we've got your next client...
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 26, 2002
You know, I was kinda suggesting that any woman in rubber who tries to give me a medical would wind up Railgunned and/or Thunder Hammered into a steaming pool of plasma...
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Batty_ACE Posted Feb 26, 2002
*whispers a wonderfully shocking description of what a CoHT 'physical' involves then stands back as he 
s full speed to Michele's hut*
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- 41: Batty_ACE (Feb 26, 2002)
- 42: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Feb 26, 2002)
- 43: Galen (Feb 26, 2002)
- 44: Batty_ACE (Feb 26, 2002)
- 45: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 26, 2002)
- 46: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 26, 2002)
- 47: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Feb 26, 2002)
- 48: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 26, 2002)
- 49: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Feb 26, 2002)
- 50: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 26, 2002)
- 51: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Feb 26, 2002)
- 52: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 26, 2002)
- 53: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Feb 26, 2002)
- 54: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 26, 2002)
- 55: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Feb 26, 2002)
- 56: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 26, 2002)
- 57: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Feb 26, 2002)
- 58: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 26, 2002)
- 59: Batty_ACE (Feb 26, 2002)
- 60: Galen (Feb 27, 2002)
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