h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You don't think the cardboard gives it a kind of nice rococo feel then?

Well it does, but when I'm weilding a weapon capable of taking out a tank...

Well, alright, we'll do your room out in adamantine, but you have to promise to keep your toys in there...

Except the Railgun...

seems fair enough that everyone can get their own to uhmmm.. play in and all..

I like the idea of body cavity searches, Michele. But that might turn off prospective new members... then again the ones who weren't turned off would have to be CoHT material!

Hmmm... Strip-Search Repenting...

That would put the fear of HT into them wouldn't it Wargamer!?

Ok, you may be right How 'bout if we don't let them know about the cavity search until after they're sworn in?! (brightens up considerably with that thought!)

*An evil grin forms on Wargamer's face*
Can I Hammer out any um... 'unwanted' physical features?

Wargamer - we're supposed to make them feel wanted and accepted! I fully intended on making the cavity searches pleasurable

I even had the "special holy oils" warmed up and ready to go!

*snaps on her 'turn-your-head-and-cough' gloves and flexes her fingers like a concert pianist* Nothing like a body cavity search to make you feel welcome...

Hallelujah Batty!



*hands Batty a bottle of warmed lemon-mango body oil, gives her the "grab PS on the count of 3" look, then looks at PS with that "come hither dear - oh no we weren't planning to do anything evil" look, and discretely snaps on her own set of gloves*

*smiles innocently and looks at the squirrel*
where was that body oil when I needed it this weekend???

i made it!
*runs to guard holy tail*
and i search ever new member.

for security reasons...
we don't need anyone trying to paint the holy tail with spray paint or something
*takes out double bladed scythes*
i made a specail one just for this

*jumps at the sound of Angelecon's scyths*
Woo! Mind the tail, sweets. Don't need it trimmed today.

*gives Galen a to calm him down*

as i wish *bows*
*place old scythe with blades on opposote sides and ends in back holster, and leaves out scythe with 2 blades in same end opposite sides*
this one cannot effect holy tail it has that safety feature

as u wish *bows*
*place old scythe with blades on opposote sides and ends in back holster, and leaves out scythe with 2 blades in same end opposite sides*
this one cannot effect holy tail it has that safety feature

Are we all here now then? Good
s all round, and a little and to give the place a bit of a lived in feel, nothing like a good church warming party.
*puts on the Holy Anthem "Get on the Good Foot" and struts his funky stuff*

Oh, did you and Michele want something Batty?
*wanders over with innocent look of having-no-idea-what-might-happen on his face*