h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm completely ignoring that posting, and encourage others to do the same. For starters, you have no idea what computers we use, and secondly, even were you to, the laws of continuity and good manners dictate that you can't simply destroy other peoples' property without prior agreement or consent that you are permitted to do such.

Okay, time to get ing.

We know that he was here a few hours ago, up by the ceiling, right?

/home/rt84f>utmset n23.563.1256

Okay, and all movements leave a trace of some sort - in this case it looks like a STTeleport transition, so we look for ion phase disruption patterns.

/home/rt84f>loc | iphasescan
ionic phase disruption delta(245.3276, 452.4369, -100.240)

Well... great. He went back to the hotel. Oh well.

And if you blow them up I can't play with them...

Recommendation that everyone ignores CV's last post

I am

Hey, where's the cupboard?

*reappears in a flash of light*

Did you boys get the popcorn cleaned up yet?

Goose and that dwarf are currently fighting over it.

I think you offended him by ending that card game so soon...

*let's go of SG's leg*

Ahh... thanks for the ride, queen! I was getting all cramped in that cupboard!

*looks down at Apollo* Ummm... that is a most unsuitable form of travel for a borg king... *Shakes head, then looks around for Goose*

Goose? Are you still here? I'm sorry about running off on our card game, I'd be more than happy to make it up to you now!

*Hums a dirge*

Great!

*stops struggling for popcarn and pulls out deck of cards.*

What'll you play?

Have we got enough people for Bridge?

Strip Poker? All these borg bits will keep me from violating the house rules

*points to top of page* Njan... now what are you doing to the SHSS?

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