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JayPeeUK (3*2*8-8+3-1=42) (Retox) Posted Jun 12, 2002
You can add SJW aswell, maybe not JGD just yet. Maybe we could convince him tomorrow.
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Robert Posted Jun 12, 2002
*raises eyebrow*
Better things to do. Like clean my weapon.
YOUR MSN CLIENT IS F****D. GET A NEW ONE. WHEN YOU DO, POST HERE AND I'LL UNBLOCK YOU.
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jun 12, 2002
*is suspended from ceiling, silently observing*
*uses the microwave he rigged up in SM's cupboard to screw with borg-ish stuff*
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 12, 2002
*on the ground draws a g36k*
*empties an entire clip of 5.56mm ammunition directly at captain venom and then goes off in search of a LAW*
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jun 13, 2002
*is lucky he had his subspace field generator on, the bullets simply bend away from his body* *he disappears*
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Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys Posted Jun 13, 2002
*picks a handful of off the floor. dwarf tries to pick it up at the same time, and a struggle ensues, with Goose ending up victorious.*
Pretty good, but I would have used a little less butter... does anyone want to play BS? I was supposed to play with Saturn Girl, but she left...
*cries silently*
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jun 13, 2002
Incorrect Catachresis, Rifle 1, I need my box of special bits. Can you displace it here ASAP
*A reinforced equipment transport crate appears in the middle of the floor*
Axe, can you please give me a hand getting this little lot set up?
*Takes out an incredibly hi-spec holographic terminal, lots of fat data cables, seven small black and very complex looking devices, and a subspace transciever*
Okay... these plug in via an interface box here.
*Starts typing away, staring furiously at the terminal display that's just appeared in midair*
Okay...
/home/rt84f>loc | subscan -r 20
Disruption v(0,4,6) gravitational -0.38 (generated: Franzhof field?)
Right... so I can link the scanner to my Franzhof generator, and that should precisely cancel out CVs...
/home/rt84f>loc | subscan -c "franzhof" -r 20 -n -t
Disruption v(0,4,6) gravitational -0.38 (generated: Franzhof field?)
Tracking enabled.
Creating pipe to callback application "franzhof"
Inverse Franzhof field established... maintained.
Njan. If you'd be so kind, try shooting him again.
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jun 13, 2002
Hang on... he disappeared! Oh well, that routine'll stop him from using the bullet-bending trick again.
Now... has he gone, or is he hiding?
*Starts hacking away again*
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Robert Posted Jun 13, 2002
*looks at the cables*
OK, standard SCI conenctions...
*plugs the components into the interface box, along with a small transmitter to copy Krans' tty output to his PDA*
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jun 13, 2002
Thanks.
Now I've got my evil toolkit together, I can make a security system that works.
Incorrect Catachresis, Rifle 1, can you check my system isn't interfering with displacers?
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jun 13, 2002
Not bad at all... though you still haven't told us why it went rogue...
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Robert Posted Jun 13, 2002
The drive moter in it wasn't calibrated right at all. Manufacturer's problem. These days, you'd expect the QA teams to do their jobs properly...
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Robert Posted Jun 13, 2002
*Hopes the dwarfs finished off the popcorn in time*
ROTFLAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 13, 2002
*njan walks in*
Alright, external security sorted, like. Two multiple-redundancy rackmounted weapons controllers.. *njan gestures over to a rack full of computers with flashing lights in one corner* along as a second set those in an undisclosed location. There's also a dampened effector-link between each node and the GSV, just in case the mesh network gets taken out.
Seven field control units, each of which has a 20-parsec full-EMS sensor array. two plasma batteries per FCU, in addition to a gridfire unit every other unit. There's also a geostationary ROU which is providing a remote monitoring station for the entire thing, and a backup effector platform. There are also 10 ROUs which have been hidden in the surrounding landscape, just for fun, and we also have a further four which are providing a quite neat forcefield. It's the same sort that they use as a containment and structural integrity shield around GSVs, only proportionally contracted and upgraded. Further to that, there are some extra weapons lockers, a militant drone or 20, and some knife missiles. *njan brushes the solder off his gelsuit, smiles, and takes some
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jun 13, 2002
[computer] Trojan detected in holo-projector sector.
*appears in holoform* Nice job you've done here. The physical security is excellent... But your PC security
[PC] beginning delete
is quite lax. *half of the laser turrets turn on the other half, which effectively cancels out the laser defense*
[PC] Error in file delete... Abort, Retry, Fail?
*each FCU battery turns on the others, in a huge furball. The input terminals are locked out due to "test mode"*
[PC] Automatic retry begun... attempting delete
*the knife missles all fire at the ROU's stashed everywhere*
I guess I'll be going again... *disappears*
[PC] Trojan Virus Deleted... Have a nice day! ERROR! Massive battle. No enemy detected... does not compute... This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down! *crash!*
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- 221: JayPeeUK (3*2*8-8+3-1=42) (Retox) (Jun 12, 2002)
- 222: Robert (Jun 12, 2002)
- 223: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jun 12, 2002)
- 224: njan (afh) (Jun 12, 2002)
- 225: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jun 13, 2002)
- 226: Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys (Jun 13, 2002)
- 227: Peter aka Krans (Jun 13, 2002)
- 228: Peter aka Krans (Jun 13, 2002)
- 229: Robert (Jun 13, 2002)
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