h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahem...

Take a look in the pockets of my body, Axe...


*Slips over to Guse and borrows his "Dark Arts For Dummies" book*

I'll be back in about twenty-five posts...

* fades off*

I need to know what's in your pockets first... It'd be no good if I guessed wrong, would it?

Orca helicopter. SPace time is a bit odd in my pockets. Oh, If you don't know what an orca is (at least the EA version) its a propellor less version, operating on small turbines along the tail and side body. Looks slick, too.

As in Command and Conquer, I take it. Very good .

*Mystrunner's body suddenly disappears and reappears within the reach of Axe's hands*

*takes out his tricorder and scans it*

(radio) Team, Rifle 2. Just checking to make sure he wasn't a suicide bomber or anything... Explosives could be dangerous if you accidentally shoot them.

You have my word.

*slowly puts his hand in Mystrunner's body's pocket*

I'll work on it. Maybei could also get a hold of some ex-soviet union arms for our snipers, not promising anything. Butdefinatly, i'll find a new helicopter from somewhere.
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*pulls out a small remote control*



*presses the 'On' button and then 'Forward'*

*ducks as a large Orca helicopter flies out of Mystrunner's pocket and hovers in the centre of the roof*

, how did that happen.

For information click there » http://www.boeing.com/rotorcraft/military/ah64d/flash.html i want one!!!!!!

*carefully lands the Orca in the middle of the Hive and throws the controls to Retox*

Here, you can play with it...

*Picks up his rifle, stands up, and disappears*

...

*Appears again next to Njan*

Evenin', lads.

*Starts cleaning rifle*

Oh, and you can use the Orca Retox. Trust me, they're the best there is. Straight from the Forth Tiberian War.

*is too busy being up in the rafters, teleporting dead bodies and playing with large helicopters to clean ...*

What am I saying?!

*starts cleaning his rifle, even though he hasn't used it at all*

You boys better clean up all that popcorn mess before I get back with Apollo reassimilated. I will be a very tempramental queen if I get popcorn and butter stuck to my shoes.

*orders a few maintaince dwarfs to eat the popcorn on the floor*

*takes red control from Axe and works out how to use the Orca. Apparently very easy to use but Retox still can't work out how to use it.*


*starts munching *

It's pretty easy.

*throws the two-page quickstart 'manual' at him*

If you don't use MS software, which doesn't come with decent docs, you should realise that this helo is easy to fly by the amount of paper in that 'book'.

*right, so pressing the forward button makes the helly go forward and pressing it backwards makes it go backwards, directions make it go side to side. Genius! Even Microsft could never have thought of that!!!*

*adds Retox to his long list of MS haters*



Try getting inside it and using the big boy controls...