h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What game do you want to play? *sits down on the floor in front of Goose*

I'm quite partial to Go Fish personally. But, since you are the ruling god here, I'll let you choose. Whatever you choose is fine by me, my Lady.

*bows formally*

*grins* Do you know how to play bull s**t? We'll need a couple more people for that one.... or I could teach you spite and malace. I'm rather partial to that game.

~incoming emergency transmission to the collective mind from 24~

My Queen.. I am losing my control over Apollo.... attempts to adjust to the serum are failing... please assist! You must find a way into the cupboard F91524?thread=187901&post=2097495#p2097495

You must ... ~transmission is cut off~

I'm sorry goose, I'll have to make up that card game later...

*The borg queen stands up, and looks around. She quickly tosses a message across the collective to njan through his partial link*

24 of 42 needs my help. Keep an eye on things here, I'll call for backup if I need it. I'm going into the cupboard.

*With that the borg queen disapears in a flash of light*

*opens up his PDA and starts coding in a large 'Reset' button for SG, thinking that, though it might violate the LoC slightly, this would be the best thing to do*

*decides not to code a button, instead gets on with things*

*lands helicopter and accidently bashes rear tail on laser turret, gets out and begins to give medical attention to the needy!*

Oh, hi Retox .

If you'd be so kind as to push that large button on the console behind you, yes the one that has 'Distribute to the Masses' on it.

Thanks.

*continues doing interesting things up in the roof*

OK, will do.

*presses large red button and a large amount of flies out from one of the alcoves, happens to fly towards everyone* Not my fault, what did i do?

Pressed the right button .

*a large number of popcorn holders scuttle across the floor to the Mercenaries on the ground. One also appears near Axe, Krans and anyone else who doesn't happen to be on the ground*

*holds his holder out and catches a full load of popcorn, avec sucre*

With sugar

*picks up sample of popcorn holder and reads the back.* Made in Taiwan, like my helicopter, i suppose all good things must be made somewhere!!!!!

Didn't know they even ate in Taiwan.

*stops fooling around and continues to tret casualties.*

*grins, wondering which helecopter Retox has - he doesn't know of many Taiwanese ones*

treat Must be working too hard.

For your information my helicopter is... *a Taiwan Airforce CrapRack MK4*

Hmm... go ask CV if you can steal a better one off him... on second thoughts, just ask Njan if /he/ can steal one off of CV, I'm sure he wouldn't mind. Say it's evidence of his misdeeds or something .

Nah, i'd rather pay a visit to the Israeli's and get a knock-off Apache for half price, recently in action in the suicide bomb attacks.

*wonders whether that falls under the House Rule exceptions during the Afganistan Crisis*

With or without gratuitus bulelt holes?

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