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Bassers - a profile what?

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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

Squabbling Bleeder Bassman (Retired. Knife Fork Spoon. D.F.C. N.F.I. & Bar)

Son of the Champion Tobogganist - Sir Elden Erskine-Crumb (His mother didn't change her name on marriage) who ended up in an institution.

"Bassers" can always be found sat wearing his favourite smoking jacket, in a comfy deep studded red leather Chesterfield, to the left of the fireplace looking out over the 18th hole.

Served in Burma, at Rawkes Drift, and also has links to the Special Operations Executive. He'd love to tell you all about this, but he'd have to shoot you and dispose of the body - for reasons of national security.

Captain of the Chap's club bridge team, famously shot a partener, who failed to make "Seven No Trumps", when he was sat with all 13 Spades in his hand.

1938, 39 & 40 Rawkes Drift Billiards champion, and 1940 Rawkes Drift golf champion.


Bassers - a profile what?

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Red (and a bit grey) Dog


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