h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::struts funky stuff::

::boogies::

Air Guitars across the stage does the splits. slide head long off stage. A mastraful job at looking silly. Retires to the free and lager. hopes the lasses feels sorry for him and dont laugh to much.

*drunk in corner*

*does the "double-back sideways disco" boogie step, manages to get her feet tangled up and falls in the onion dip*

*walks in like and sits down*

*watches and claps*

i just found out that you are having a party here, nice

*parties*

Well at least l'm with good company

::munches munchies::





::watches boogie-ers::




::gulps down more ::







::keels over into a puddle of spilt and falls asleep::

*guards from *

*rejoins the party after a weekend of cleaning *
*sits down and sips her while she watches the ostrich do the funky chicken *

::Thinks that he must have passed out from boogying too hard, as he has absolutely no memory of the last few days and his . Blearily staggers to his feet and peers around at the party in progress. Orders a with a jalapeno stuffed olive and an onion, waves cheerily to Michele and Candi, and retires to the balcony to join a massive white gargoyle in enjoying a leisurely cigarette::

*fires up the machine for those partiers who are trying to face the new week* (has a Bloody Mary while waiting for the !)

Sends the grey gargoyle out for s

::Watches from the balcony as a grey gargoyle leaves the castle. The white gargoyle next to Thog gives him a nudge and, looking over, Thog discovers the gargoyle holding a massive balloon filled with red paint. The white gargoyle chuckles evilly and heaves the balloon over the side of the balcony. Thog and the gargoyle observe its fall, laughing gleefully when the balloon strikes its target dead on, completely drenching the grey gargoyle in red paint. The now red gargoyle looks around, befuddled. Thog and the white gargoyle quickly duck down behind the railing and sit in satisfied silence, puffing on their cigarettes.::

*orders a with a sidecar from a cute gunmetal grey gargoyle in a spandex chippendale waiter outfit*
Nice party, Michele!

::faint snickers may be heard from the direction of the balcony as Thog and the white gargoyle watch a red gargoyle coming back from town carrying several massive cases of doughnuts::

i am also back from an awsome weekend(some spent with strider, and some dancing, amounts to a really nice weekend)

*looks surprised and confused as a cranky red (red?) gargoyle flies in carrying cases of s*

That's no red gargoyle, that's the Welsh Dragon send him home.