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Garius Lupus Posted Feb 26, 2002
*Hears a slight buzzing near his ear and swats at it.*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Feb 26, 2002
*giggles at the sight of UH proposing to a red chihuahua*
*realizes that's red dog and starts laughing*
*mind processes mental picture of a red chihuahua walking down the aisle to UH and is rolling on the floor 
*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 26, 2002
Are you sure that's a red chihuahua?
It *could* just be a Socialist golden retriever. 
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Garius Lupus Posted Feb 26, 2002
And that's quite a trick, talking while clinging to the edge of a hat by his teeth, 30 feet up in the air.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 27, 2002
*realises that he is hanging in mid air with no means of support and falls to the ground*
Ooooooff !!
Well it's all very sudden Uncle, are you sure I'm your type? Are you ready for the responsibility ?
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Feb 27, 2002
...won't your wife be jealous, Red mutt?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 27, 2002
Maybe, maybe, but she's very understanding and I've never had an offer like this before 
.
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Garius Lupus Posted Feb 28, 2002
*A booming voice rings out from above.*
FEE FIE FOE FUM
HA HA HA HA!
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Mar 1, 2002
It's the prospective mother in law! 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 1, 2002
*cowers*
Actually Uncle I really think I ought to meet the family first .... get to know the Heavy's and all that ?
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Garius Lupus Posted Mar 3, 2002
*Sits down on the couch, crushing it. Reaches out and picks up UH in one hand.*
HE AIN'T HEAVY!
*Peers at UH intently.*
BUT HE DON'T LOOK LIKE MY BROTHER, EITHER.
1002 uses of that joke, and counting.
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Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD Posted Mar 4, 2002
Where does a 600lb. Guy sit? Anywhere he wants to.
Where does an 8 pound chihuahua sit? Anywhere he won't get squashed.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 4, 2002
unless its on the head of a pin, when 600lb man would be in problems
red dog, you dont want to meet my family...quick! lets elope!
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Garius Lupus Posted Mar 4, 2002
*Picks up Red Dog in his other hand.*
ELOPE? I DON'T THINK SO! HA HA HA HA HA
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Mar 4, 2002
::Sees his chance of being a bridesmaid vanishing::
::Invokes the 
YAY!!! freezing time and objects except for RD & UH::
Quick fly with this passing 
to Gretna Green.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 6, 2002
*thirty feet up in GL's giant hand*
It looks a bit ricketty ..... and I only fly business class these days. Do you get air miles on a ?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 9, 2002
* watches the burst into flames and dive down towards the Haunted Castle courtyard. There is a dull thud and a faint "arrrgghhh" *
Hmmm .... been on the garlic again GL ?
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- 221: Garius Lupus (Feb 26, 2002)
- 222: soeasilyamused, or sea (Feb 26, 2002)
- 223: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 26, 2002)
- 224: Garius Lupus (Feb 26, 2002)
- 225: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 27, 2002)
- 226: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Feb 27, 2002)
- 227: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 27, 2002)
- 228: Garius Lupus (Feb 28, 2002)
- 229: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Mar 1, 2002)
- 230: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 1, 2002)
- 231: Garius Lupus (Mar 3, 2002)
- 232: Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD (Mar 4, 2002)
- 233: soeasilyamused, or sea (Mar 4, 2002)
- 234: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 4, 2002)
- 235: Garius Lupus (Mar 4, 2002)
- 236: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Mar 4, 2002)
- 237: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 6, 2002)
- 238: Garius Lupus (Mar 8, 2002)
- 239: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 9, 2002)
- 240: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 9, 2002)
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