h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Walking into The Bombshell Goddess's Shrine the first thing that impresses upon you is the conservative size of it. The floor is a black and white checker board pattern, the open air temple has silk in shades of purple blue and silver draped forming semi transparent curtains around the outside edge of the temple. The roof is left open ot the sky, but there is an invisable force at work above where the roof should be, keeping rain, and any other undesierable objects, and weather forces out of the temple.

Tending the temple is about half a dozen perfect specimen men of the mortal species. Their temple garments consist of blue and silver short togas, and simple sandals that lace up their thighs to their knees. their jobs consist of assisting those who wish to pay tribute to the goddess, and maintaining the temple. When the goddess makes an appearance, they also tend to her every need.

In one corner, a troupe of wandering musicians have taken up to playing from the many lush cusions, and stools set there, along with food and drink, to encourage them to do just that. Another corner hosts some wandering players who are curently acting out a short scene from a shakespeare play, it seems to be from Taiming of the Shrew.

Grapes, Jones Soda, and chocolate are in abundant supply in the temple for anyone passing through to help themsevles to. There is just enough of a breese to make the temple plesant, but not enough to be any bother or make it too cool.

*eats a grape*
*admires*
*joins in the play*

*IST walks in, behind him floating is 1,000 crates of Jones soda.*
Thank you, SG for coming to my shrine.*
*IST telepathically sets down the crates and sits down on one of the stools, takes a Gameboy Color out of the coat he is wearing and begins to play Mega Man Xtreme.* That's not a typo.

*wanders in*

Coo...This is nice...

*looks around*

floats in. since Jones soda would be redundant, gets one of the handsome youths to help her hook up a t.v. and playstation 2 with a library of games including Frogger and Frogger2. Funny, instead of a frog, the player gets to try and get a miniature Apollo across the highway without being squashed. Further examination of this game reveals that a variety of H2G2 dogs can take the place of the frog, and cats can be seen driving the cars. Hmm...
Drops off jars of jam.

*Saturn Girl wanders back into her shrine, and pushes past the crowding of her mortal man servants wishing to see if their goddess wants anything. She plugs in her extreamly durable controler and proceeds to try out this new version of Frogger*

Ooooh! I love this! And the green tights and tunic along with the hat with frog eyes on it make Golden Thighs look sooooo cute! He's an fast little guy in this game, crafty too... see how he pulls out that cat nip to entice the cars to slow down?

*Saturn Girl goes into the zone, and plays game until she kills the PS2 consol. She sits pouting over the smoking consol as her mortal man servants dash off to find another one.*

yeah yeah... laugh it up Shroom... You'll get yours

pushthebutton

Do push the button blasphemy in MY shrine! You're going to have to grovel good to get past that transgesion, Golden Thighs.... *crosses arms, and looks at the Golden Thighed God*

errr... I really really should hit preview... that was supos'ta be No, not Do at the beginning of that last post

Well then, according to my lawyer, under article XII section 8.9 of the Olympian Contract-Shrine Section... Due to the fact that your initial accusation was innaccurate, my transgession will go overlooked and I can go about my business

Not in my shrine!

*giggles*

You sure giggle a lot You should start a club...

*goes on about his business*

*Goes on ing*

*grabs Apollo, and Ex-r by their collars, and pulls 'em back*

You two are in big trouble.....

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