h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*slips in and leaves a little green sock monkey with antenna on it's little plush head*

Hmm.

The little green sock monkey beeps a couple times.

*pokes curiously at the sock monkey with a stick*

The little green sockmonkey squeaks and the stick turns into a limp noodle. It beeps some more as its antennas light up and blink in time with its beeping.

Damnit... that always happens.

"Performance problems? Limp noodle anxiety problems? Try Peacock Poppers, your amazing sponsors for this Martian Sockmonkey," the sockmonkey says, then beeps some more.

While Apollo is distract in the alternate universe called "The Real World", a large army of tiny Martian Sockmonkeys invade his shrine and build a great city of office supplies. CD jewel cases are favored as windows, kneaded erasers bind together the pens and pencils that form the walls and paper clips serve as fence posts and road barriers. In the center of this great office supply city, a statue of Apollo and The Bombshell Goddess in battle is featured in the city park.

Wow... I wanna party with those guys We need a graphic of that statue, SG

You might want someone else to do the graphic, you know I'll just have you in a losing position if I do it. Besides, I'm better with abstractions than human figure, especially if I don't have anyone to serve as reference material.

Also, you are a god, you can shrink yourself down to their side to join the fun.

Saturn Girl struts in to check on the Martian Sockmonkey city to find it has taken over the whole of the shrine. She muses over this a long moment, with her herd of cats clustering around her ankles. A couple wander into the city, sniffing at the buildings and the Sockmonkeys with some curiosity.

With a head shake and a smirk at the otherwise deserted shrine, Saturn Girl levitates herself, and kicks back to relax and wait for Golden Thighs to return.