h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As you enter the temple you are struck by the incredible feeling of awe that always seems to crop up in these situations.

You are standing in a room. It is hard to describe the room because it is always changeing shape. the effect is very unnerving. A table near you begins to change from a folding card table to an expensive solid gold affair, inlaid with precious stones and seashells, befor settling (for the time being) on a smal computer desk. Everything in the room is doing the same thing, and indeed, even the walls themselves are different from when you first arrived. The Alter of Aximili is tucked away in a corner somewhere, and no matter what shape He is in, the God Of ShapeShifters (or even his statue) looks uncomfortable as his physical form (including internal organs change almost constantly. Only when He is really concentrating can this god keep his shape constant, and right now he is not concentrating, because he is watching YOU! (and he winces, as once again, his legs melt into one another, then split into six, and an uncomfortable looking andable sprouts out of his forehead, restricting his vision.)

Oh i say your very chavvy arent you gold everywhere

Silence, Mortal! Question not Aximili in his ultimate wisdom. And mock not his taste in interior design.
BTW I see that you are requesting Godhood yourself. When your memvership is aproved, I challenge you to a duel as soon as my present one is resolved.

what ever erm is there abathroom in here i gotta pee

*points*
Over there
*The toilet changes from a very comfortable affair to a wooden board over a pit*
Oops. I had noting to do with that.