h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't care what it would look like, just so long as it has the following: a Playstation 2, a Dreamcast, a Super Nintendo, a Sega Genesis, a copy of Final Fantasy 10, a copy of Devil May Cry, (at this rate I will never play the game in real life) a copy of Robocop vs. Terminator Genesis version, Sonic Adventures 1 and 2, Mega Man X, a copy of the Hannibal DVD, and the best computer to ever be made.

enters bare chamber, dresses it up with oaken furniture, a couch, an altar and a copy of "Interiors by Ghost Housekeeping Magazine" Sits down to play Diablo.

*Saturn Girl shows up with a copy of Bloody Roar, and Bloody Roar II, then sits down to play them in the playstation two. After a long play time (a few millenia?) she leaves the two games as an offering, along with some memory cards, and a two new controlers (one a replacement for the one she wore out ) And wanders back to check on her own temple.*

*Saturn Girl returns with two more games, and a controler of her own, make to withstand the abuse a goddess will put it through playing games, and sits down at the PS2 again. She pops in Frogger, and leaves Frogger2 sitting next to the PS2. Saturn Girl is then lost in the adictive quality of said game, and may need to be removed from the PS2 with a crow bar *

*wanders in*

*sits next to SG, watching the game*

Comes in and dusts the cobwebs off. Gets caught up in the game. Watches Dante take a key out of a statue and walk away. Blades come at him and he dodges. Then puppets animate and attack him! Dante slices his way out of the room and into the hall, where the ghostly Sin Scissors attack him. He manages to slice them up, collecting their red orbs, and makes his way into the room with the baby phantoms...
Watching SG, giggles as the little frog dodges oncoming traffic and makes it to safety...
fetches a bowl of milk for the cat and a 6-pack of rootbeer
for Ist's guests.

*Saturn Girl looks up from the game a moment, pausing it, when the thought of root beer even is hinted at.*

A&W root beer I hope....

*She doesn't wait for a reply, unpauses the game, and finished off the level with the maximum number of lives one can have.*

A. bsolutely W.onderful stuff. Good game, btw.

*watches drink milk*

Uh oh

Saturn Girl shows up with a Wii as a gift, and looks around to see if anyone's alive around here.