h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Upon entering the shrine one will notice the fact that everything one sees is blue and sparkly (in a tasteful kinda way). Being only a modest goddess, the room is small, with a stone arch at one end, and within the arch a shelf upon which rests a statuette of the Goddess. She is wearing combat trousers and a tight t-shirt, and has her hair in a chin length bob.

A table rests infront of the arch upon which offerings can be left or candles lit. However, there is also a warm rug on the floor, suggesting that one may come here for times of solitude and reflection and still rest comfortably.

*leaves a ham and pinnapple pizza*

*a cupboard door inexplicably appears in the side wall*

*SM steps out, looks at the pizza, smiles and takes a slice*

Thank you

Seven handsome male s come in bearing respectively, a jar of jam, a golden collar, Johnson's Mushroom wax, some prime manure, , Kitty treats, and a copy of Better Homes and Gardens' Mushroom grower's guide. Respectfully, to the sound of bells and hyms, they lay the offerings at the goddess' altar.

*nods politely to the s*

*two seats appear by the table- blue of course*

*sits down with the and the manual*

Would you like a seat, Ex-?

sits down after the obligatory
So busy paying obesience at my fav gods and goddesses shrines. Glad to stop for a cuppa. I really like this shrine Idea. And I love Blue. Now if only I could get Ist to take pride in his shrine. (shrugs) Kids these days!
I put up some tasteful furniture, and tried to make the place look nice, but do you think he noticed?
NNooooooooooo. Maybe I'll try Mother's Guilt on him (Although, it never seems to work in RL; Think he knows I'm Joking when I start in on being pregnant for 99 years and going through labor for 10953 days just to bring him into the world?)

*Saturn Girl wanders in, followed by half a dozen highly trained mortal men, intended to serve the Goddess of blue, and maintain her temple for her.*

Temple warming gift for the great mushroom

Thank you SG

*giggles*

I'm not used to this

You'll get used to it after a couple weeks of being waited upon hand and foot... eventually you'll want to keep one within calling distance at all times... never know when one will come in handy.

And Sarge, may I suggest you check out my user page for the results to the AFC's top five most wanted? Look in my convos, you'll find it

It's okay, I went there

So I see... I'd offer to be your body guard, but I'm up there in the ranking too.. might not be safe... I was no. 4, wasn't it? (I need to go back and look )

It's weird...but I haven't been able to keep up with conversations like usual

Still don't think I should have been no. 1

They want you to push the button... that makes you #1 now *shrugs* They're mutts, who can explain their thoughts?

We have thoughts?
I wondered why my head hurted. jam.

I suppose

So...Was there anything you required from me? Only I can only take so much ling

Not a thing

Maybe she just wants to take away your sanity be careful around here....