h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*promise me no more of this "push the button" nonsense in my shrine, and I'll let you go without punishment.... this time.

*pockets bribe* Oh, and that helps some too....

There's a giggle club on my space

A giggle club?! I must be a prophet... oh wait, Apollo is a prophet... ahhh, the irony

And SG, I promise
*fingers crossed*

*points at Apollo's fingers*

*grabs Apollo by his ear, and hunts up a tooth brush* I think it needs a good scrub down in here, how about you get at it Mr. I don't wanna respect the wishes of the goddess who's temple he's in.

Ow.. ow .... ow! Alright already!!
*grabs toothbrush*

women...

*spreads on toothpaste and begins to get everything all sticky and pasty*

...everything except the , That is.

To S.G.: Kill me, and I'll haunt you again.


However, this is your shrine. I Ppppp...
I PPpprrr....
IPROMISE! I hate to give up.

Haunt me again? Hmmm... you're already a ghost, and you already haunt me, so what's the difference?

*gets a bucket of water, takes away toothpaste from Apollo* Do you wanna try it again, this time clean up the mess you made? *crosses arms, and stands over him*

Sure!

*grabs bucket, but "accidentally" spills it all over SG's new outfit*

oops.

*Saturn Girl narrows her eyes at Apollo, and crosses her arms*

Lucky for you it won't ruin it. And after you're done cleaning up your mess, I'm going to have you put up a sign too. And maybe if you're well behaved from here on out, I'll let you out with a little reward.

Exactly, S.G. Killing me won't do you any good.
Oh, Apollo, you missed a spot.

Okay... but I do need a rag.

*rips off the remaining dry spot on SG's outfit (located very strategically ), starts to scrub the floor*

*giggles*

*shakes her head, crosses her arms and taps her foot* Whatever am I gonna do with you? I think I should rename you Puck You're always causing so much trouble.

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

where's Titania when you need her?

I think she's kicking Oberon's butt over in land.