h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so, our mortal enemy has returned! take this! *throws Chinese fighting at auntie edith>*

*whirls a sock round her head, lets go of it and out it flys towards rimmer's snapping fingers*

What do I do?, I can't snap my fingers what do I do what doI... oh, wait!
*Ducks*

*EATS THE CHINESE fights and throws a sour at them*

*creeps behind auntie edith with her eyes closed holding tight to the theory 'if i can't see her see can't see me' adopted by all the best 4 year olds and attempts to steal her supply of poisened socks*

Fool, i am impervious to cheese! *launches several large spuds from her spud-a-pult directly at edith*

*ducks and the spuds hit scruff*

*while scruff is knocked she quickly her*

*Tries to un scruff but the aren't light-sensetive*

*throws her over scruff, waves hands around, does some , removes , are gone* hey, cool, and , wait..there was supposed to be a bunny too!

*wraps a wet sock around rh's face*

SPOIL SPORT

*huxley blinks and when she opens her eyes, fuzzy is standing there tieing her to a lazy boy and forcing her to watch reruns of star trek in portuguese*
ha ha ha huxley. i am back !
*turns with stapler gun and starts shooting towards the relentless potatao army*

yea allies

Rimmer! get me out of this chair!

*kicks the lazyboy so that he suddenly starts running around the room dragging rh behind him*


MMAAAHHHHMMAAAHH HAAAHAAAA

who's rh?

*commercial comes on for spam and holds fuzzy's attention for a second* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm *licking lips disgustingly*

it's you, you fool jrhuxly or is it jhruxley or I JUST CAN'T SPELL O.K!!!!!!!

*Grabs a big hard-light rock and pumbles auntie edith and flb again and agian with it!

oh, ok. *jr's picks up the lazyboy and carries jr to a sfe distance and fress her then turns to attack the bunny *

*being as The Rock is auntie ediths fav wrestler she quite enjoying this*

Oh more more, please more