A Conversation for The Potato Army HQ

sneeking

Post 421

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Snaps finger and "The rock" turns into a large, potatoe pealer and begins pealing auntie edith like a potatoe*


sneeking

Post 422

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*she quickly snaps the potato peeler in two over rimmers head*

GIVE ME BACK THE ROCK


sneeking

Post 423

fuzzylovebunny

*well fuzzy doesn't like it*
oooowwwww, respect your elders my son...
*rolls to the left and jumps up to find a giant snowman heading towards him. throws lit cigarette at snowman melting it. then gathers cold water in cup to drink and spit at rimmer*
take that rock bearer !


sneeking

Post 424

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

*dumps a huge bowl of scalding hot mashed potatoes over flb's head* that's for my snowman bunny boy!


sneeking

Post 425

clzoomer- a bit woobly

And sees Corporal CL Zoomer, resplendent in his potato skin uniform, potato railgun at the ready.


sneeking

Post 426

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

grab the bunny cl!


sneeking

Post 427

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Nonchalantly cl hides the squirming bunny under his voluminous potato skin vest.


sneeking

Post 428

fuzzylovebunny

smells like prison


sneeking

Post 429

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

great job cl, eh!smiley - winkeye


sneeking

Post 430

clzoomer- a bit woobly

cl feels the bunny squirming toward the power belt and controls for his mighty potato railgun...


sneeking

Post 431

fuzzylovebunny

*sees some sort of power belt with some sort of gun...
he can't help himself. drops rabbit pellets intot he gun and fires at huxley to where it looks like it was cl shooting*
hehehehehe


sneeking

Post 432

fuzzylovebunny

*and some sort of controls for ... grabs and hides in his ear*


sneeking

Post 433

clzoomer- a bit woobly

cl zoomer, seeing the rabbit pellets leaving his gun at sub-light speeds, gasps in astonishment and doesn't notice his missing gear...


sneeking

Post 434

clzoomer- a bit woobly

...only then to realise that the pellets have missed their intended target and entered a low-earth orbit, soon to return! Now where's that d...n bunny!


sneeking

Post 435

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

*watches the pellets whizzing by her head* hey, cl, why did you shoot at me?smiley - erm


sneeking

Post 436

clzoomer- a bit woobly

*Why, I...er..*...searching madly for the bunny....


sneeking

Post 437

simply scruff singing a rainbow

*rubs her wrists after being handcuffed*

AHHHHHHH bunny! like squirrels but not!! where where *looks around madly clutching spud gun*


sneeking

Post 438

fuzzylovebunny

*nibbles thru vest and jumps like kangaroo onto the head of huxley*
hehehehehehehehehe
*starts shooting rabbit pellets at cl...*


sneeking

Post 439

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Gets mad, forgets all the fancy-smachcny little gadgets and walks up to auntie edith and knocks her on the head with one of the two potatoe-pealer halfs*


sneeking

Post 440

simply scruff singing a rainbow

hey Rimmer could i have the other half of that?


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