h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Tron] What's going on?

so, sarge, you think the security centre is behind this wall we're about to go through?



*the tank approaches the wall*

[Tron joins them]

*waits hopefully*

[Tron] [to Sea] You first, or me?

i was hoping BBW would come by again and let me know if i'm going to blow the place up if i go through the wall... oh well. *throws caution to the wind*

go ahead, Tron. wouldn't want the ceiling to come down on your head behind me.

*steps back, just in case*

[Tron rams the fist of the Gustaff through the wall and ... gets stuck again.]

[Tron] [nuclear explosion][ exploding]

*climbs out of the tank, walks over to tron*

here, i'll help.

*grabs his arm*

one... two... three... PULL!

*pulls*

*is sitting all alone in a tank...by herself...with no one there...*



Now let's see...

*pulls a lever*

*hears a bang outside*

[Tron] Hey! You got the Gustaff unstuck! Thanks!

*bows to Tron, just as a rather large shell from the cannon goes whizzing over her head*



*runs and jumps back in the tank, hoping the shell won't hit anything explosive*

*hearing all the noise from inside, thinking it was probably as well she stayed outside*

*curious though, so attempts to peer through the hole in the - uh - the - wall?*

[Sounds right.]

*puts the tank back in gear, starts for the wall again*

[Tron powers up a missile launcher, then powers it down again]

*sulks*

why was there no pretty flames?

we can blow the place up *AFTER* we get out.

*the tank reaches the wall and begins to break it*

Ah...fair enough