A Conversation for S*T*A*T*S
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 9, 2002
*looks at sea in confusion*
*walks into cupboard, the door shutting and vanishhing*
*door opens in the area where sea is and Sm walks out, still bearing the coat*
What?
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jun 9, 2002
wahoo! you brought the coat!
hide it! take it! put it in your cupboard, or i'll put it in my pocket!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 9, 2002
Oh, okay
*sticks it in her cupboard*
Fair enough
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jun 9, 2002
*does a happy dance*
*hugs sarge*
*continues to happy dance, thereby staying warm*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 9, 2002
Do you want to warm up?
*opens cupboard*
*hands her a coat*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jun 9, 2002
*glad it's not the fur coat, puts it on*
thanks sarge. now how do we get out of here?
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 9, 2002
*looks at the cupboard*
What do you need?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 10, 2002
[Tron Bonne] [from beyond the large, metal fist that's stuck through the door here] Something to get me un-stuck!! 
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jun 10, 2002
i don't suppose you have a tank....?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 10, 2002
[Tron] [from beyond] This IS a tank! And it's stuck!
[Corrigible] [ditto] I didn't do it!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 10, 2002
*squirts the hand, making it mocable*
*wanders into cupboard*
erm...you wanna drive, sea?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 10, 2002
[The Gustaff's hand becomes un-stuck and withdraws.]
[Tron] [from beyond] Thanks!
[short pause]
[Corrigible] [from beyond] AUUGHHH! HELP!
[He runs in, followed by the Gustaff, which enters by knocking down the wall.]
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jun 10, 2002
um... sure! 'tis worth a try...
*follows sarge into cupboard*
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Jun 10, 2002
*click*
Ohhhhhhh, great idea! Let's use the coat to torment sea! She'll just die, freezing and looking at that nice warm coat. It'll be perfectly safe in it's chamber.
Yeah, right.
Well, it's a good thing I substituted the faux-kitten fur coat, isn't it?
What?
Oh hell, somebody fix the bloody switch on this mike.
*click*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jun 10, 2002
*sea exits the cupboard, shakes a fist at wherever BBW's voice came from, then goes back into the cupboard*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 10, 2002
*a very powerful engine noise eminates from the cupboard*
I'll let you takle it out- just make sure the door vanishes
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 10, 2002
*peering in through hole in the door*
sea! sea! Are you there?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 10, 2002
[With one hand, the Gustaff grabs Corrigible. With the other, it pokes him. Then it drops him.]
[Tron] I hope you've learned your lession!!
[Corrigible] 
Swell ...
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jun 10, 2002
sarge, which door? the cupboard door? titania, same question. did you make it through the first door, or all of them? i'm so confused!
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- 26: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jun 9, 2002)
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- 28: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 10, 2002)
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- 30: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jun 10, 2002)
- 31: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 10, 2002)
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- 33: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 10, 2002)
- 34: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jun 10, 2002)
- 35: Big Bad Werewolf (Jun 10, 2002)
- 36: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jun 10, 2002)
- 37: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 10, 2002)
- 38: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jun 10, 2002)
- 39: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 10, 2002)
- 40: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jun 10, 2002)
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