A Conversation for S*T*A*T*S
Secret planning thread - don't look here, S*P*A members
Big Bad Werewolf Started conversation Oct 1, 2001
Okay, once somebody else joins, this is where we will plan our operations.
Secret planning thread - don't look here, S*P*A members
FG Posted Oct 1, 2001
This is easily one of the silliest things I've seen on this site in a long time. Why SPA? Why STATS? And, most importantly, what's going on here?
Secret planning thread - don't look here, S*P*A members
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 2, 2001
count me in. joining up here, cause arl's got an interesting spy thing going on the other thread, and I don't want to interrupt the action.
I'll make the 
and pour the 
. Also, I volunteer to train the special Sea Annoy, Delay, Interrupt, Satirize, Tickle, and Irritate Commandos.
We of S.A.D.I.S.T.I.C. will train hard, as soon as we're off our coffee break. Just call me the Sadistic Drill Instructor, please.
Secret planning thread - don't look here, S*P*A members
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 2, 2001
looks around, suspiciously. "I thought I heard something... Nah. Couldn't be. Who would ever think to look for us here? Our secret is safe. Heee heee."
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(deceasedjan.1,2002) Posted Oct 2, 2001
Just cruising. 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 2, 2001
stats is a good thing
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 2, 2001
*Looks all around to make sure there are no S*P*A agents nearby.*
Okay, it's time for some planning. We need a mission. I think we should post a message to her page. It should be one designed to tease and torment her.
I thought of "S*T*A*T*S forever", but I'm not sure it is good enough. Any other suggestions?
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 2, 2001
How about "Quick, look behind you!".
Oh, by the way, Mail Call!
Secret planning thread - don't look here, S*P*A members
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 2, 2001
Yeah! I like it! That could be the title of the thread, and the message inside could be "Nya nya, fooled ya!" and sign it S*T*A*T*S.
Okay, I think I'll do it. Here goes. Wish me luck.
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 2, 2001
I did it! I did it! http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F46301?thread=144351&post=1360096#p1360096
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Dancer (put your advert here) Posted Oct 2, 2001
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 2, 2001
*Glances behind himself then jumps, startled.*
My shadow! It's gone! Somebody stole my shadow!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 2, 2001
that got her.
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Dancer (put your advert here) Posted Oct 2, 2001
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 2, 2001
*Checks forum*
Actually, that looks kinda childish and silly. I'll try to think of something better next time, guys. If you'd send me on an undercover mission, I think I could come up with something better!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 2, 2001
which part of dont post here SPA members do you not understand, dancer? 
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 3, 2001
We never said they couldn't post here! We just said they couldn't look here. Just as long as she posted without looking... 
Maybe we need better security.
Secret planning thread - don't look here, S*P*A members
Ottox Posted Oct 3, 2001
Ooh! Someone said "she" about Dancer again! 
Me? *I* am not a member of S*P*A! And I'm blind! 
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 3, 2001
::puts a lock on the pot.:: I suggest we stick to juices and .
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- 1: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 1, 2001)
- 2: FG (Oct 1, 2001)
- 3: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 2, 2001)
- 4: soeasilyamused, or sea (Oct 2, 2001)
- 5: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 2, 2001)
- 6: (deceasedjan.1,2002) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 7: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 2, 2001)
- 8: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 2, 2001)
- 9: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 10: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 2, 2001)
- 11: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 2, 2001)
- 12: Dancer (put your advert here) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 13: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 2, 2001)
- 14: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 2, 2001)
- 15: Dancer (put your advert here) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 16: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 2, 2001)
- 17: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 2, 2001)
- 18: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 19: Ottox (Oct 3, 2001)
- 20: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 3, 2001)
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