h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*untouched by the explosion that demolished the rest of the HQ the brig is perfectly intact. The unconcious SM has been escorted to one of the cells and guards have been placed in the corridor and outside her cell. The binders have not yet been removed from her wrists.*

*comes awake painfully, noticing first how much her head hurts*

*then notices how much her back hurts*

*and her arms*

*and her legs*

*and...well, you get the picture*

*groggily sits up, feet on floor and head in her hands, while her elbows are resting on her knees*

Mmmph. Ouch

[]

*Enters through the underground passage from the Security Centre.*

Nice work, Yo. Did you get sea, too?

*Looks over at the Sarge.*

Even if you didn't get her, we can torment her through Sarge here.

*Waves a portable "button".*

Should really get to sea if we can make Sarge press this. Bwahahahaha!

No, my scout teams have been unable to locate her. Some Tie Fighters have been dispatched to take out the airship . Perhaps if I can capture Tron Bonne she can lead us to where Sea is hiding.


You look uncomfortable...
Guard! bring her some water...
..........it will help your head

*looks up a little out of it as teh guard brings her water, and drinks it clumsily*

*as her vision clears she glares at Yo and BBW*

I'm not happy about this, you know

Well it couldn't be helped, we need you for bait. Once we have Sea we may or may not release you...*thinks back*...no, no on second thought we won't release you. As an active member of CHOPPERS you will be transfered, once finished here, to the Imperial Star Destroyer that is currently in orbit. From there you will only be able to guess where you are going...*thinks again for a moment*....yes yess that will do nicely....

[Yar enters, wearing a blue and green suit of armor whose exterior consists entirely of sharp edges (his Blade Armor) and an enormous wicked grin. He locates SM.]

[Yar] [flexing his muscles and causing razor-sharp spines to come out of the armor] Give us a hug!

[ooc] and with that I must depart, see you guys in august

*stumbles into the corner of the cell, trying to make herself small while under fire and ponders where to make her cupboard appear once she's awake enough to concentrate*

Goodbye, Yo. And by the way, Yar is still on the side of S*T*A*T*S and was merely doing that to scare SM.

it worked

[ooc] ok so the guards didn't open fire


It looks like sea doesn't care about you, we've had you captured for nearly a month and she hasn't even somuch as sent you flowers.....why not join us?

[Yar] Yes ... come with us to the slightly off-puce with a magenta hue mixed with an orangey-red and a ...

[Caption: Six months later]

[Yar] ... and a mauvey-pink side of the Force!

what do you say?

[Yar] I say "yemmix phlimone."

[Vegeta] Not YOU! He was talking to Sarge!

*takes tea cautiously, and sniffs at it*

well, since I have nowhere else to go, I can at least hear you out

But I warn you now I'm not likely to say yes

I assure you it's not drugged...It's not good policy to do that to one you're trying to convert.

As a member of S*T*A*T*S you would have much more leway than in your previous employment. Indeed as a former member of the S*P*A you would be given special privleges. Your rank and pay would be much higher than at your current field agent level.

*sips tea, and a content, if still wary expression floats accross her face*

A high rank? And have to make decisions and stuff? And money...why do I need that? Anything I ever wanted is in my cupboard

[Yar] Actually, you don't have any actual responsibilities, to speak of. You just get to boss more people around.

[He then signs "Curses! We're dealing with someone who's satisfied with their lot!" to Yo in Martian Sign Language.]