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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 3, 2001
Is Dancer a male? Sorry, I was raised in a phallocentric society (the US) and still haven't gotten my brain to completely abolish gender sterotypes.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 3, 2001
you mysoginist! I expect you thought i was male as well!
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 3, 2001
*Looks "Uncle" up on Dictionary Dot Com*
a.The brother of one's mother or father.
b.The husband of one's aunt.
2.Used as a form of address for an older man, especially by children.
*Looks up "Brother" and "Husband" just to make sure*
Unlike "Dancer", Uncle usualy DOES imply male, UH. And only Males are likely to have thier "Gonads in the Lightning" as you once did.
So, yeah, I thought you were male, but I'm not ashamed of that.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 4, 2001
well im not. despite what that picture of me claims, im not. well, ok, i am. how did you tell?
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Dancer (put your advert here) Posted Oct 4, 2001
*still 
ning around*
*still not looking*
Dancer
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 4, 2001
*Sticks out foot in front of the Dancer.*
Thanks for the rescue, ex-R. That was a close one. I guess it wasn't too smart of me to hang around at the scene. By the way, how do you get the carpet fluff out of your fur?
Okay folks, it's time for another plan. Anyone have any great teasing or tormenting ideas?
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 4, 2001
UH, your pants are several sizes too small. Your gender is painfully obvious to everyone in the room.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 4, 2001
*resists overwhelming temptation to go for the obvious small related comment*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 4, 2001
* wonders why he's looking there...*
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Dancer (put your advert here) Posted Oct 4, 2001
*s, almost stepping on BBW's leg, but sees it and jumps over BBW, doesn't make it, tackle BBW and falls nastily on the floor*
*Sits in the corner, not playing anymore 'till someone apologises*
Dancer
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 5, 2001
arl, you know as well as i do that my trousers are on my head.
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Dancer (put your advert here) Posted Oct 5, 2001
*Rubbs aching bottom*
Dancer
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 5, 2001
::hands D an ice bucket to sit in for his aching bum. reFUSES to apply a bandage there.::
I'm sorry.(But, then we all knew that.) Please come and play. I can't promise no one will be evil, though. Quite a few of us are bad guys, don'tcherknow. of course, not me...
(yay, Clive!!! [ooc shameless, gratuitous bum-kissing promotion of a flying ostrich] )
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Dancer (put your advert here) Posted Oct 5, 2001
Thanks ex- Rambling, but it's OK, It's not that bad, I'm a Dancer, I'm used to these kind of things (jumping, falling ...)
Dancer
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 5, 2001
So, no ideas for our next operation? Okay, how about we install a machine in S*P*A Headquarters, but lace the with . sea loves . 
This would probably fall under the 'torment' heading.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 5, 2001
*pssst*
Don`t forget it`s `Frank` now 
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 5, 2001
What's a ?
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 5, 2001
Well, since you'll be there (double agenting) when we deliver it, you'll see :-D Okay, Red Dog, lets deliver this thing. *Puts machine on a dolly, then exits with Red Dog to the S*P*A headquarters.* http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F77637?thread=144910&post=1370190#p1370190
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Arlecchino (school gets in the way) Posted Oct 6, 2001
*feels out of the loop 
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 6, 2001
aww, cheer up, arl. You don't happen to know a way past red masque, do you? It seems the dogs can't get their secret weapon in past security. Maybe there's something in the files at C.H.O.P.P.E.R.S.?
meanwhile, have some 
and watch the dogs get a hand granade crammed down their throat.
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- 21: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 22: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 3, 2001)
- 23: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 24: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 4, 2001)
- 25: Dancer (put your advert here) (Oct 4, 2001)
- 26: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 4, 2001)
- 27: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 4, 2001)
- 28: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 4, 2001)
- 29: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 4, 2001)
- 30: Dancer (put your advert here) (Oct 4, 2001)
- 31: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 5, 2001)
- 32: Dancer (put your advert here) (Oct 5, 2001)
- 33: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 5, 2001)
- 34: Dancer (put your advert here) (Oct 5, 2001)
- 35: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 5, 2001)
- 36: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 5, 2001)
- 37: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 5, 2001)
- 38: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 5, 2001)
- 39: Arlecchino (school gets in the way) (Oct 6, 2001)
- 40: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 6, 2001)
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