h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

maybe i don't!

okay, so i give you all a bit tougher task every now and then.

*sneaks up and begins to climb into the tank...*

*intruder alarm goes off inside the tank. sea glances toward it*

sarge, did you forget to turn off the alarm again?

Oh, darn...

*wanders back to tank and climbs in, not noticing *

And I deliberately didn't post what kind of damage the tank was doing- to my knowledge

[Tron] ... Wait, who the hell IS that, anyway?

[Yar] It's Rambler, of course!

[They see each other]

[Tron and Yar] It's you!!

[Music] [to the tune of the MST3K themesong]

Yar Kramer was burgling a pirate ship
To fix a robotic pal,
And as he made his getaway,
He ran into this gal.

Tron Bonne was a pirate princess,
A roboticist and ace!
Yar tried to say hello to her,
But she didn't like him much, so she shot him in the fa-ace.

He survived with a Matrix trick
And ran right out of there.
Tron powered up the Geschellschaft
And tried to blast him from the air.

But he escaped and now each week,
Tron tries to take revenge
But every time, she's beaten back
By Yar's special robot friends!

Robot roll call!
MET DROID! [shot of a metool in a ride armor]
RAN! [shot of the cute, red, communist robot]
LAUNCH HIGHWIND! [a Reploid who seems to be designed for flight]
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL! [Roll, Mega Man's sister, in a red-and-yellow versioin of MM's blue-and-light-blue outfit]

If you wonder how this translates to
An M.S.T.3.K.,
Well it doesn't, you see, it's just
A "going to save the day!"

*blink*

Curses, foiled again.
And, I was gonna sell it at the garage sale.
*wanders around, waiting for someone to describe the damage so she can know what to put in the wheel barrow.*

I think I went through just the one wall

[Tron] You won't escape this time!

[Yar] Yeah, I guess it'll be one of those times where your plans will backfire /without/ my action.

I really must log on as BBW more often.


*The headquarters building is mostly just rubble now, with a ring of fire still blazing around the compound (i.e. you're still trapped here, guys ). The baby bears are crying in one direction and from the opposite direction, the mama bears are just waking up from the effects of the stun bomb. In between are the S*P*A members.

A small speaker crackles to life from under the rubble.*

Bwahahahahaha! NOW, you're in a pickle!

*begins to play music to soothe the savage beasts*

lets see, we need a little remodeling around here........

*blinks*

*opens cupboard*

*finds a jar of honey*

[Tron starts firing Magic Missiles at Yar, who dodges them; they land near the baby bears. Yar leaps over to Yo.]

[Yar] [who is still a member of S*T*A*T*S]What do you think the odds of them winning are?

*notices the bears seeming sleepy, creeps toward a side of the room so she's not between the bears and their cubs*

*Right beside sea are three bowls of porridge; one large, one medium and one small.*

Oh, I know! One possible chronicle in the SPA/STATS thing could be the members of STATS trying to turn Yar to the Dark Side! ... if they want.

*worries about the bears*

*not watching where she's going, sea accidentally puts a hand into the too-hot bowl of porridge*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!

*the bears look at her curiously*

there odds are about zero.......