h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Tron assists them in the disassembly of the wall.]

*wall pieces come crashing down, sea giggles maniacally*

so how stellar do we want this explosion to be?

[Tron] Howabout interstellar?

Don't know about that Stella woman, but big'll be fine

[Tron revs up ... some system in the Gustaff, I don't really care, as long as it sounds cool]

[Tron] All righty then!

*grins maniacally*

gotcha. can you drive this thing, sarge? i'll go back and set up the explosives.

*a manic light takes her eyes*

Drive a tank? Me?

Mwa ha ha

[Tron cackles, then revs up the dash thrusters.]

Testing 1, 2, 42.

Yeah, I think it's working now. I've got video feed again.



Okay, listen here. If we weren't busy with a tapdancing unau, we would have blown you up 7 times by now. As it is, I see you've escaped. For now. But, let's see you get out of this!

*A ring of fire suddenly erupts, surrounding the entire complex. On one side of the S*P*A members cages open releasing a group of irate mother grizzly bears. On the other side of them, cages open releasing a bunch of bear cubs. It's only a matter of time before the mama bears notice what is between them and their babys.*

Come on BBW, let me do the thing ... you know

It'll be fun - trust me.



*a hatch opens above the S*P*A infiltration team and a wasps nest is dropped into the middle of the room. the hatch slids shut*

*an angry buzzing is heard*

*sea opens the tank hatch and throws a stun bomb toward the bears. if all goes according to plan, the S*P*A should have an extra 30 seconds or so to get out*

*the angry swarm of wasps coalesces in the middle of the room and then flys down the gun barrel and into the interior of the tank*

*all goes quiet for a moment*

*sea grins at the wasps*

hey, stinger, long time no see! *dissolves into waspspeak, directs wasps toward a new, nicer hive over at the STATS security center*

*the wasps depart through the open tank hatch and head for another thread*

*sea dusts her hands*

If someone doesn't tell me what this name thing is about soon I'm gonna start getting miffed

*drives the tank through a wall*

*from outside*

They've got Ripley?



*disappears out of sight*

[Tron] I'll just call the Geschelschaff to pick us up! [does so]

"waspspeak" !! You have got to be kidding Is that the same as valleyspeak ?

sea has a history of talking to the animals. asked GL about the fuzzies sometime, maybe he remembers them.

OK

[A giant airship approaches S*T*A*T*S HQ and begins firing at the roof.]