h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*still dancing around infront of the tank *

*looks around and it dawns on him that everyone is gone apart from UH`s dog drones *

Ah-ha! *Saturn Girl stands up as she finishes her modifications to the radio, she hits her head on the roof of the tank, and sits back down again, rubbing the bump* Ouchie.... *She reaches up, and opens the access hatch, and looks out. She then switches on her make shift time bomb, chucks it at the mutt drones, and red mutt, and ducks back inside the tank, shutting and locking the hatch with a clang*

Giving her all for the cause, throws her self on top of the time bomb....
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*checks watch*

"Must be a dud!" *starts to get up, remembers that she could have done one of many things, such as teleporting it out of the thread, or putting it in her pocket. Feels silly...*

BOOOM!
goes skyrocketing upwards. Streaking through the sky, she hits the top of the thread, ricochets off, hits the left border, does a triple-axel, and spins off into the distance.*
"WWaaaaooooI'malritht!!aaaahhhhhhoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"=======

::High in the sky, a star flashes.::

*Red Dog cricks his neck watching *

Ooooohhh .... nice effects Rambling

*wakes up*

Sorry, must have dozed off there

*notices Red Dog*

Ah

*presses button for custard cannon*

*a huge amount of red lights, sirens etc come on as the pressure builds up. Steam etc in cockpit*

Oh dear. This could be nasty*

*cork pops out of end under huge pressure, followed by large stream of custard, heading directly for Red Dog...*

*meanwhile, deep in the dog underground bunker, UH eats some chocolate ice cream*

*stands there dripping wet with radio in hand*

crrkkkkk ... Dog to Uncle. Have my change of clothes ready below I`m coming in ..... crrkkkk.

*a large turve rises into the air revealing a flight of stairs which the custard coloured RedDog descends leaving the surface to the Cats*

*Saturn Girl happens to look out of the tank again as the turve rises. Red Mutt starts down the stairs. Saturn Girl calls down into the tank.*

I'll contact you later, if the reinforcements show up, tell them I've gone in.

*She then jumps out of the tank, and dives into the stair well Red Mutt went into. She tucks herself into a ball and goes rolling down, hoping that Red Mutt's far enough ahead she doesn't run into him.*

*runs down to bottom of staircase and presses emergency security lever*

*interlocks secure the surface hatch and anti-tamper devices activate rendering the access inoperable*

*SG is now trapped in the underground facility - all she can see is yellow custard looking paw prints leading down a hallway*

*In the PoW security room infra red monitors watch SG`s underground progress*

*Lurcher approaches the compound in his Model T Ford pick-up, fully laden with a selection of potatoes, gathered from all the restaurants in the area.(some cooked ,some not)
Hope I`m not too late, it all seems quiet.
*Rams the fence, waits for a shock*
Where are you Red Dog (loudly) Give me a sign !!!!!

*relaxing in a large leather chair in the security room with Unc and a lot of empty ice cream cartons*

Hmmm ..... hey Unc there`s a prowler in the system. Look in the monitor - Section 8, gangway 5 in maintenance. IT`S SATURN GIRL ! . How in Bob`s name did she get in here !

*presses alarm button - sirens a irritating flashing lights start up*

Send a security team down there .... you know the lot in the red shirts that always get it first in Star Trek

*Notices another monitor*

Blimey, its Lurcher ..... place is busier than Piccadilly circus today. Better get him into the subterranean complex.

Hey, good news - looks as if we have a vegetable resupply going on here as well

*flips on ACF homing beacon*

*on the dashboard of the Model T a standard dog-issue GPS positioning system shows the route to the underground car park*

*ominously and unknown to Red Dog a similar system lights up in the Tank*

*Sees the Beacon, and moves forward carefully, thinking "It can`t be as straightforward as this"*

*Presses on anyway*

*Uh flips open his cellphone and speaks into it curtly*

well, it looks like we have the SG sealed off. the huge lumps of titanium we installed as bulkhead airlock blastdoors wont let her escape, though it is worying security was breached.I have despatched a team to go and retrieve her for interrogation. we better get lurcher down here ASAP, too.

pistachio?

Bless you.

*passes tissue*

*Arrives, reasonably intact*
Thanks for the assistance, guys! Anything I can do??
BTW, there`s a few bottles of and under these spuds.Help yourself
*looks around to orientate himself, as it were*

what say we bring in SG and debrief her?

no, not take off her underwear red dog, you dirty minded so and so

*notices new display on the dash*

Hmmm...A map, methinks

*follows down to complex*

*leaves tank in parking bay. Finds the weapons locker, with several radios in it. Discovers the right wavelength the dogs are using*

Oh dear, they know about SG Better find her, then...

*exits*

OK Uncle get her and secure her in the `Dragonfly Suite` .... I have been wanting to use that particular facility for some time

Lurcher - thanks for the supplies *reloads Spud Gun*. You might want to help Unc and the security team out - Saturn Girl is a feisty one for sure.

You got it Red Dog....Better keep an eye or two open for that black cat as well, you know how hard it is to spot`em in Goo!
*slips on his alabaster night sight*
Here puss Puss Puss