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Scrotums Funeral

Post 701

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*kicks trunk*

Splendid ! Do I need a muffler ?


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Post 702

Apollo

*from in the trunk*

Hef!! Ummm.. shcrummif... feesh mots ef orr uhfmurver esh hot goofsh!


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Post 703

Inkwash

By Jove, what have you got in that trunk, Redders?

I just booked us in at the Fairview Sea View Hotel at Weston Super Mare, and I'm sure they won't allow pets old boy!


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Post 704

Munchkin

*Returns in cricketing flannels*
What ho, your luggage seems to be getting excitable there Redders.


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Post 705

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

Weston-Super-Sludge spiffing. Used to live a few miles up the jolly road in the old RAF days eh what?

We'll be able to spend a few hours strolling up and down the prom frightening young children and scowling at all the young yobboes in their GTi TurbonNuttermobiles. Then retire to the Cabot for a smiley - stiffdrink or five.



Bassers


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Post 706

Apollo

*an indignant huff comes from inside the trunk*


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Post 707

Lurcher


Weston Super, eh?
Sounds a splendid idea. Was thinking of motoring there in the old Bullnose Morris, `fraid there`s only two gears operational at the moment though. First and reverse.
Shouldn`t be a problem though, what !! it`ll give me plenty of time to take in the scenery !!
Tally ho, and all that nonsense!!!


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Post 708

Uncle Heavy [sic]

*wakes up with a start. relaises his legs have actually fallen off in the intervening weeks*


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Post 709

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*struggles getting trunk onto the back of Inkers 2 seater*

Not much point in asking you for a hand then dear boy ?

*finally gets all the luggage on but notices the frontwheels are orf the ground*

Oh ! That's torn it - may have to ditch some of the McLurchers smiley - sadface

Wait ! Maybe we can top up the radiator with it smiley - biggrin. Hot toddy's on tap smiley - ok


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Post 710

Lurcher


Stick the McLurchers in the petrol tank,Redders old chap !!

I always do, and never get less than 30 headaches per gallon. Mind you, you`ll need pretty regular de-cokes!!


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Post 711

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

I never seem to get less than 30 headaches per gallon, but it's due to the terminal nagging I get from the "other half"

I've been thinking about puttin a few dabs of superglue on her dentures - that should shut her up.



Bassers


They're Orf !

Post 712

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*climbs into the passengers seat of Inkers dashing little sports car and wraps a jaunty scarf round neck*

Righto Chaps, just need the rest of you in the Bentley, what ! better check that the mini-bar is full and stocked, eh. Just one more thing for me to do and I'm ready smiley - winkeye

*takes a battered leather flying helmet and goggles out of his coat and places it reverentially on his head*

Haven't worn this since I shot 20 jerry bombers down in an afternoon over the channel in 1941.


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Post 713

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

That's because you got shot down and ended up in a POW camp....Old Bean

Gafffaaawww

Anyone seen the starting handle for the Bentley? Bally thing - never in the place you leave it. I last saw it burried in the back of one of those traveller types on the nineth fairway. I'm sure the medic chappy said they couldn't remove it without causing more injuries to the rascal.

He got very upset when I stood one foot in the middle of the miscreant's back and heaved it out, damn thing was so covered in blood that it slipped out of my grip. I sent Old Scrotum out to find it a little later, I suppose we'll never know where it is now.

I'll have to organise a group of chaps to push start the thing. I'll have to drive - of course - as my lumbago and gout are playing me up somthing rotten....



Bassers


They're Orf !

Post 714

Apollo

*Red's trunk hops around erratically*

*a muffled "hrumph!" comes from inside*


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Post 715

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

Good job that little majician chappy isn't here he'd be sticking bally great swords through that trunk by now.

Paul Daniels - that's the blighter, jolly irritating and squeeky type. Only fit for de-bagging and lashing to the flag pole eh what?



Bassers


They're Orf !

Post 716

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


Paul Daniels - Chap's got a hairdressers name !

If you're having trouble with the Bentley old boy just do what I do - just buy a new one what ! certainly saves all the hassle of emptying the ashtrays and restocking the mini-bar, eh !

Gafffawwwwww

Either that or don't worry about the bally mechanics - just get your servants to push it. I would rather think a good brace of em would have the old jalopy going at a fine lick, what !

smiley - stiffdrink


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Post 717

Munchkin

Bump start a Bentley? Why on earth would you wnat to do that? All you need is to know the knack.
*Leans in under the stearing column and performs a few black magic sweeps of the hand. Gives the engine block a heafty kick. It starts*
There you go, what, sweet as a nut.


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Post 718

The Ghost of Polidari

If it's okay with you chaps, I think I might fly up. I'll get Godfrey to give the Camel a once-over, and then it's chocks away!

No worry about directions - flown over Western-Super-Mare before, doncha know. I'm sure they've forgotten about that little episode by now - easy mistake to make - really did look like Berlin with the blackout and everything...


A Splendid Outing

Post 719

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*starts up Inkers two seater and revs her experimentally a few times*

Ticking over nicely, what ! OK Pollers we'll see you there old boy - Bassers just follow us.

Tally-ho !

*roars off down the gravel drive grinding gears, scattering gardeners in all directions and then unexpectedly going straightahead at a t-junction and dissappearing into the shrubbery*

Ooops - just dropped a tenpenny one in the custard smiley - blush I'll get the hang of this in a trice chaps !

Pip Pip !!!

*roars orf with Inkers and a talking suitcase down the drive and onto the A247*

*heads west(ish)*


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Post 720

Apollo

*curses and groans abound from the bouncing trunk*


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