Soccer Stupidity

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Soccer Stupidity

Football star in sunglasses
  1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays
    this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.
  2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.
  3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100%
  4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.
  5. Well, it's a fabulous kaleidescope of colour: almost all the
    Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts.
  6. If that had gone in, it would definitely have been a goal.
  7. A football with a park super-imposed on it
  8. Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn't here today, which
    strongly suggests that he may be elsewhere.
  9. I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other
    need to score two to win.
  10. If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.
  11. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made,
    but there were eight.
So Long, And Thanks For Laughing

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