h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Darth Corrigible] Hmm ... Nah, bad idea.

[Darth Brooks] What, you're thinking they might get too mad and attack us?

[Darth Corrigible] No, we'll probably run out of places to vandalize, and besides, they might have fun.

Gecko Warrior-We could, I suppose, put them in a pen with a gam of ravenous weasels.

[Corrigible] Yeah, but depending on their powers, we'd probably run out of weasels /really quickly/.

Oh, you would.

what are your powers novice one
*giggles*

*looks for the remote control*

*Hands the remote control to HappyDude*

you will find out

...

[Darth Corrigible] MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

*starts pressing buttons on the remote in an apparently random fashion*

which one is the self destruct again

[Darth Brooks] Well ... you could always try taking potshots at the spheres in the hopes of hitting the one with the nuke in it ...

Gecko Warrior Monitor-Well, this is a supervillain's organization. You *do* want to be a licensed supervillain, right? So, what are your powers? Or are you more of a "master planner" type? Perhaps you're merely an assassin who can carry a ludicrous amount of weaponry at a time?

*plays with the joystick*

*A flying saucer appears over the stadium, and hovers at a very low altitude over the pinball-fest. A hatch opens, and a green figure pushes someone out of the saucer, then the hatch closes and the saucer zips back into space. The figure plummets to the ground and lands very not-softly. In fact, she puts about a 20-ft deep hole in the ground. Despite this, she is only dazed, and becomes aware of her surroundings when a pinball WHOOSHes over the hole*

*She leaps out of the hole with an inhuman bound and yells into the sky*

KUDOS! I'm going to KILL you!! Then I'm going to have Corrupt kill you!! Get back here you demented green TWERP!!!

*giggles*

Gecko Warrior-Hello, there. Would you like to be initiated into STUMPED?

*A pinball roars toward Kalia. Looking at the Gecko Warrior, she jumps over the pinball at the last minute, then walks over to him.*

Hmmmm. That depends. Would joining STUMPED help me get rid of Kudos?

Gecko Warrior-If by Kudos you mean the alien who is constantly trying to destroy STUMPED and dethrone the great Minos Krylma, then possibly. I wouldn't bet on it, though, STUMPED members haven't ever been able to get rid of Kudos before, and we've been trying for years.

Heh. You haven't tried lately...

Well, then maybe just for kicks. After all, looks like Kudos is plotting something if he got rid of me, and I don't have any easy way to get back to the shop right now. Sooo... where do I sign up?

*The Gecko Warrior just pushes Kalia into a pinball, and shoots her into the giant pinball table*

You can come out in three days for the last stage of initiation! Don't hit the thermonuclear device out there!