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Wøñkø Posted Jan 17, 2004
this is a standard issue titanium needle, isn't it?
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 17, 2004
[PA System] If by 'titanium' you mean 'wood', then yes. Yes it is.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 17, 2004
GW-Yes, it's wooden now. We used to use plastic needles, but then someone started burning the fields. Now the needle'll burn too, in that eventuality.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 17, 2004
*The Gecko Warrior looks puzzled at first, but then remembers the tiger*
GW-Oh, right. Cute.
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Wøñkø Posted Jan 17, 2004
hm.
darn, i was going to burn it too.
*takes a hose and sprays tons of water on all the haystacks*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 17, 2004
GW-Just so you know, we'll be detracting the use of our Stadium's water from your first STUMPED paycheck. With that much money, probably your next four or five, really.
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 17, 2004
*The tiger emerges from behind one of the haystacks, sopping wet. She growls, and shakes most of the wetness off - which results in the fur going *poof* and the menacing visage of her to be diminishes slightly. To bad the menace itself is still intact.*
[Sweety] Roar! *pounce*
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 17, 2004
diminished*
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The Corrupt One Posted Jan 17, 2004
*mid-ricochet, the hatch on Kalia's pinball flies open, and she tumbles head-over heels toward the haystacks.*
AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
*THUNK*
*...rowwwwr?*
*Kalia lands on the tiger, who becomes extremely angry and starts after Wonko, because although Kalia looks very human, metal is no substitute for meat.*
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Wøñkø Posted Jan 17, 2004
uh... ok...
*throws a dagger into the tiger's mouth*
bl**dy annoyances.
*the bales of hay fail to hold upright now that they are soaked and sort of spread themselves out*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 18, 2004
That might work to spread them out a tad, though you'll still be left with fairly large lumps. The job's probaby a percent or two easier, I guess.
Now, let's see how NYC allows his tiger to respond to the threat.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 18, 2004
Gecko Warrior-You know,....making the bales of hay smaller might not be the best strategy. You need things between you and hungry tigers....
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 18, 2004
*The dagger lodges itself on the roof of the tiger's mouth. She squeals in pain at this infliction on a particularly tender spot, and goes into convulsions, flopping about, trying to get it out. Dyckman is not amused.*
[Dyckman] That's @#$* animal cruelty! That #$@$% tiger is an endangered species! You @#$*, ^%#(@! She was like a daughter to me! I'll kill you!
*Dyckman leaps the barricades and runs towards Wonko, screaming, with a knife, followed by Villiers and Lehrman in Mayhem-issue goon uniforms and cattle prods*
[Edwards] Wait, is that legal? Can he do that? Let's get a response from our panel judges for this match...
...*ding!* aaand that sound means it's accepted! Wonko will just have to find the needle amidst a very irate tiger, a temporarily insane animal trainer, and two red-shirted goons! Wow! Our ratings will hit the roof!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 18, 2004
*Gecko Warrior is getting ready to have the crop duster fly in to dust all of the hay*
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Wøñkø Posted Jan 18, 2004
*pulls out the monofilament whip and falls into a ratehr ironic animal-trainers' stance*
[To Judges] Can I kill 'em?
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 18, 2004
GW-Ouch....*Watches as the pinball score drops a bit. It's still in the top ten scores, but is a few ranks lower* Rule of villainy number 24: It's easier to gain forgiveness than permission.
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Wøñkø Posted Jan 18, 2004
*flicks the monofilament whip out and sort of slices the tiger into a lot of small pieces*
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