h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Um, Aires, FACE /did/ pull you out of there.

MMMMYYYYY GGGGODDDDDD.....

I CAN GO AWAY FROM 4 MONTHS, AND NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!

(Officially Declares STUMPED Defunct.)

(oops. FOR, not FROM)

[Wily] Hmm ... Guess that means we won't get punished if Bass fails to bring back the Stone ...

(Ponders what Yar could be talking about)

Yeah. Well, all I meant was that the orginization does nothing anymore. We just talk and be friendly.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO DO EVIL ANYMORE???

[Wily] If you want to do evil, help me design this new android I'm building! It's going to be the most powerful robot in existence!! It will DESTROY Mega Man -- AND that new, potentially equally-advanced robot that Dr. Light is building called X!!!

[Rincewind] Multiple exclaimation points are a sure sign of a diseased mind.

[Wily] Oh get OUT of here! You're not even REMOTELY evil!

[Rincewind] Fine, if THAT'S the way you're going to be be ... [stomps out]

[A moment later, his Luggage bursts in from the opposite direction on its hundreds of little legs and follows him.]

[Wily] ... Right, now THAT'S evil enough.

I want to do evil. I just haven't had any good evil plots lately.

*A gentle wind blows through the stadium. As a voice echos from the shadows*
The lack of evilness here 'is' quite disconcerting.
*All the shade in one corner of the stadium pulls together to form a rippling portal through which a tall man with very pale skin and shoulder length sable hair steps out. He is wearing Black leather pants with calf high boots, a silken shirt under a flowing black trenchcoat. The coat billows back in the wind of the portal to reveal the twin silver magnums in underarm holsters and the pulsing morganti katana at his waist. Atop his right shoulder shits his ever-present familiar, Liosh, A small green dragon with ruby eyes. He steps forward and the shadows pull back to their respective places in normal reality dissolving the portal.*

Perhaps now that I have returned from my journeys in the abyss I can help to inject some dark life back into this organization. It's good to see you all again. Anything worth mentioning?

*BURP*

*Feels strengthened in the presesnts of evil.*

What kind of plots do you have in mind?

[Dr. Wily] Ah, excellent, someone with /intelligence/ is here. Currently, Iceraven, there's a group of our people and /good guys/ trying to find Afgncaap and Minos Krylma because of a contest. I've got it on a monitor right here. [indicates a screen] ... and apparently, Vegeta, Bulma, and Trunks have gotten a videotape of this already happening and are MSTing it.

"MSTing" ?

where are our people at currently?

[Wily] MSTing as in, um ...

[He flips a switch, and the screen changes to a scene with Vegeta, Bulma, and Trunks watching the previous scene on a television.]


[Caerwynn] [on the TV]... Valuable thinking time occurs whilst sipping a cuppa.
[Vegeta] I'll drink to that!


[Wily] [switches it back] As for where they are, it appears to be some sort of dungeon ... Er, although, when I say "our people," I mean Bass and Treble, The Corrupt One, and, er, Kudos.

*noisily tumbles out of pinball*

ARGH!

*walks over to inert form on ground and pokes it with a stick*
You alive?

*glances back a YK*
Any idea where this dungeon is?

*poke poke*

Hmmm

*Ice pulls a taser out of coat and fires it up*

Maybe his heart stopped...

*leans down to administer a very painfull defib*

nice technique ya got there

*FACE appears*

FACE-You people need to learn to read backlog for the current info. To start on the trail to The Dungeon, one simply has to head to U99500 for the latest details, because I've been able to hijack Afgncaap5's user space during his absence. I'd suggest starting by reading Affy's most recent journal entry, and then following the trail to the Dungeon starting at the Coalition of Terror's warehouse. They're not STUMPED certified, but they're somewhat evil. Happy hunting!

*FACE vanishes, supposedly heading back to his Pan-Dimensional Pad where he and the other Pan-Dimensional beings continue to party while watching the show*

[And it's Dr. Wily who was talking there, not YK. ]

[Wily] [under breath] Somewhat evil, yes, but about as competent as Guts Man.

[Guts Man] [one of Wily's robots] Dur?

[Wily] [aloud] Thank you, FACE. Er ... [looking at screen] ... it looks like they're about to break into the most inescapable and impenetrable prison they could think of.

[Bass and Treble arrive, looking ticked off. Bass mutters something about stupid CLI robots.]

*Pops in for tea.*