h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Dog sneaks up to secret location of CDADT~

~presses doorbell and runs away~

*Opens the door, looks out to see a mangy mutt running away like a chicken, chucks a shoe after him, and slams the door closed again*

*opens door and yells out*

NEXT TIME I'LL USE THE HOSE!!!!!

*slams door*

*A wolf sneaks up to the door with a paper bag. He sets the bag on the doorstep, then sets it on fire. He pushes the doorbell, then runs behind a bush to watch.*

DING DONG

*expecting another ding dong ditch, sea comes out with hose as promised. she sees the flaming bag (presumably full of doggy doo), and hoses it. the force of the water pushes the charred bad into the bushes*

*sea goes back inside*

*Crawls out from under bushes with tail between legs. Shakes, flinging water and dog doo in all directions. Is somewhat cheered up by this result. Trots back to the doghouse. Rolls in a week-old dead fish on the way. *

Disgusting doggy! *sends out water proof android to give the disgusting mutt a bath*

*sea hoses down the front of the house and the front walk to get rid of the doggy doo*

~sneaks in and whilst sea is preoccupied with cleaning duties afixes note to her back reading `I Love Dogs` without her noticing~

~sneaks away again~

*sneaks up and snaps picture of sea, including the note. sneaks away.*

*washes obliviously*

dum de dum de dum....

~much laughter comes from the bushes~.

*sea looks around and frowns, then goes back to her washing*

miaow
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[sea] oh, hi, clelba. was that you laughing a minute ago?

*has sign on back but doesn't know it*

They're not going to help you out of this one that easy you know

laughing? me? no, i just think it's a very immature, stupid, canine prank.
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*s by overhead leaving trail of aniseed*

oh. how odd... i could've SWORN i just heard laughing. i must be hearing voices again...

*scratches back just above sign*