h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Where's her parents? Why aren't they monitoring where she is and who she's with??? Why would they allow her to go to a boys room on a weekend night??????

faints...

"thud"

us crazy brits eh? i dont like to ask them these questions

Well, just as long as you behave yourself...

i behave mysefl *impeccably* as ever

Uh-huh that's what I was afraid of...

is it that terrifying a thought?

Maybe...

you confuse me...

Well then I can go home this evening knowing that I have done my feminine duty to the male of the species by completely confusing him!

you admit it! thats so...confusing!

Have fun at college - and... and... don't forget about us

i have and i didnt

YAY!!!

dont you want to know what i did?

Well of course - I just didn't think you had enough time now to share any details

i do now. basically it involved drinking, sleeping, avoiding work, partying, making new friends (i have a range of nicknames, ranging from crazy tom, introductory tom and teetotal tom, all cos one night at the beginning i got really drunk and introduced myself to everyone), more drinking.

oh yeah, and everyone things im weird cos i get huge sugar rushes and get REALLY hyperactive and start bouncing around talking nonsense. then, suddenly, i do something stupid like collapse on the pavement when it wears off...

i think they think im good weird...

And why do you get these huge suger surges? And did you actually collapse afterwards - or did you "intentionally" collapse afterwards? Maybe you should have your blood suger levels checked by a doctor... I'd hate for there to be a physical problem there and you just thinking it's all big fun...

I don't know why anyone would think you were "weird". Maybe just a little over-enthusiastic with the alcohol consumption, but weird? Never! However I can understand why you'd be making a whole lot of new friends... You're just so charming, witty and, and CUTE!!!

i went to the nurse. the verdict: im probably mildly hypoglycemic. it just means i get big peaks and troughs. perhaps 'collapse' is a bit melodramatic. what happens is that i abruptly stop being alert and awake and fun, and i just sit down and go to sleep.

oh, i think they think i am weird - i appear ot be fairly forcefully outgoing, which takes some people aback. plus i have a stranger sense of humour than the others

I don't know that I would use the word "stranger" as descriptive of your sense of humor, "more advanced" possibly?

(they're all just jealous of you dear!)