h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

a holidaying one...sorry! slipped through the net

*opens new keg...*

i dont want to be well rounded, and anyway i was well rounded by the age of 16. our universities make us 'intelligent' instead...

Hmmm...

Look! We have and ! Now to just fill my glass...

ooh more gratuitous smileys! dont they just enrich the experience...

Busy, busy weekend... I'm so brain-dead that I haven't a creative thought in my noggin... tomorrow maybe?

did you mean to say that?

Yes

I meant that hopefully tomorrow (today) I would be able to think of something creative to say... guess not!

ok, dont mind me...ill just sit here and look studious

Okay, okay - it was my turn to respond, but I thought it was your turn, so I didn't reply cause I thought I was waiting for you to reply, and then come to find out it was me all along...

Hello! (waves wildly to UH)

its like a titanic clash of intergender wits, right?

Oh please - don't use big words today - my head hurts!

i would be ecstatic to facilitate your every desire

Aaaaarrrrgggghhh!!!! (spins around in circles as her head blows up)


Now look what you did! And I was having a really good hair day!

i cogitate that it would be felicitous to utter my most sincere apologies.

UH

Yes, well - just cogitate on that for awhile!

i shall give it heartfelt consideration.

So what are you doing now?

in about 40 minutes ill set off out of the house, walk to the station, get some moeny out the bank to get a train fair, go to the station, take the train to london and then take the tube to london bridge then walk down the road and go to work. there i will phone alumni from my old school and lobby them for funds for the school until 9 30 at night, at which poitn i will stop doing that and go to the pub, before leaving at 10 30 to get to the station by 10 55 so i can take the train home and arrive back by 12 15. then i will walk home and get back by 12 45.

Oh. I see. And then what?

no, thats it. thats my routine for a month...now i must begin to get ready...see you anon, as they say...