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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 12, 2002
Oh dear...
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 13, 2002
Well, whatever barbeques your ribs! 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 13, 2002
isnt this dreadfully seedy? back to the skinny dipping 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 14, 2002
*disrobes behind a large hedge*
*dives into the pool before Unc has a chance to notice*
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 16, 2002
If you fainted without having seen anything, you could have had a serious injury if you'd been looking!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 17, 2002
good thing i definately uttterly wasnt then. 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 17, 2002
Exactly.
You weren't were you?
(looking I mean?)
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 17, 2002
NO! Definitely not - you would have been scarred for life!
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 18, 2002
Oh definitely! 
Glides through the water and turns the bubble jets on...
OH! 
These bubbles tickle! 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 18, 2002
i find they burst blood vessels and make me itch uncontrollably
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 18, 2002
Gee - you sound like such a fun date!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 18, 2002
oh i am. absolutely. its why im so in demand
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 18, 2002
Really? Well I would have thought it would have been a combination of your dashing good looks, along with your lovely personality. But the fact that you're fun I'm sure is just the icing on the cake!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 18, 2002
im sure all those factors have a direct result on the nbumber of dates i go on
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Sep 23, 2002
I'm sure the fact that you were sequestered at an all boys school for how many years? Has a direct effect on it also...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 23, 2002
my brother manages it...
in fact, every saturday night he has his girlfriend in his room. i dont know what they do in there, but theres a choice of 2 double beds on which to try it...and hes only 15...
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- 321: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 12, 2002)
- 322: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 13, 2002)
- 323: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 13, 2002)
- 324: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 13, 2002)
- 325: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 14, 2002)
- 326: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 15, 2002)
- 327: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 16, 2002)
- 328: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 17, 2002)
- 329: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 17, 2002)
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- 331: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 17, 2002)
- 332: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 17, 2002)
- 333: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 18, 2002)
- 334: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 18, 2002)
- 335: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 18, 2002)
- 336: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 18, 2002)
- 337: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 18, 2002)
- 338: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 18, 2002)
- 339: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Sep 23, 2002)
- 340: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 23, 2002)
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