h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have a good day then!

*brings out a pitcher of margaritas, sets them on the table next to the pool.*

Well - I'll just be here by the pool when you get back!

i had an excellent day. i spoke to 4 people in 3.5 hours cos i was having huge conversations with cool people.

Groovy!

And did you convince anyone?

one. i got some maybes and some futures as well, but never mind.

Um What exactly were you trying to convince them to do?

Let me guess - they were all female... right?

no; singularly male - its a boys school

Oh... bummer...

except for the odd wife i get who tells me that they arent going to give me any money.

You get "odd wives" at a boys school? How interesting I'd think you wouldn't get those until you went to college... Is that a special course or a dorm perk?

no - im calling those who have left the school, dummy

So you're calling odd wives that have left the school. Okay, that clears everything up - i'm no longer confused...










You're so easy to get riled up!

so let me get this straight, you were only *pretending* to be stupid? all along?

Well you fell for it didn't you?

and *you* thought i was male, 18 and english!

Well, that's true you could be a gay 52 year old shoe designer...

How interesting!

im not, before you begin to wonder

Not gay, not 52 or not a shoe designer? You need to be more specific with your responses. I can't just lounge by the side of this pool all day trying to guess what you mean . How can you even begin to think you can convice anyone of anything if you can't speak clearly and concisly? Spit it out boy! Here - here's a hanky...



UH until he gets queezy and then

*proceeds with her priviously scheduled mental breakdown*

should i be scared yet?

Depends on which voice was doing the talking...





Mwhaaaa-haaa-haaa!

no, now thats arousal. what can i say? i had an odd upbringing...'drop the soap' said the voices...